1. The second coming of Wallis Simpson.

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2. Father talking to son:
   “Son, I am only going say this once. All women have vaginas.”

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   1. Biden is President now so that’s not true anymore

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3. She got an Englishman to STOP DRINKING BEER!!!

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4. His great-great grandad Edward VII was no stranger to sticking things into actresses- but he was smart enough to never marry one.

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   1. Edward VII once told Lillie Langtry, “I’ve spent enough on you to buy a battleship.” She replied, “And you’ve spent enough in me to float one.”
      See the kinds of things you learn from books?

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      1. “It’s good to be the king!”

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5. He was already screwed. Mommy made him quit the army to work in the family business before he met the *****. The army was the only place he had a chance to do something useful with his life.

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6. And notice the eyes on Megan in the attached photo. That’s not the eyes of a sane person.

7. “Woke definitely counts as crazy”

   Online dating apps confirm this. They are filled with more RBG worshipping, wine drinking cat moms than you can imagine.

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