This is an update to a previous post, What is wrong with New York?

The New York City government published a set of guidelines on how to have safe sex during the outbreak.

It was horrible.

They updated it.

It’s worse now.

Take care during sex.
• Kissing can easily pass the virus. Avoid kissing anyone who is not part of your small circle of close contacts.
• Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread the virus. Virus in feces may enter your mouth and could lead to infection.
• Wear a face covering or mask. Maybe it’s your thing, maybe it’s not, but during COVID-19 wearing a face covering that covers your nose and mouth is a good way to add a layer of protection during sex. Heavy breathing and panting can spread the virus further, and if you or your partner have COVID-19 and don’t know it, a mask can help stop that spread.

Exactly who is the sexual sociopath who is advocating for people to have sex while wearing masks and not kissing?

I think the serial rapist at the New York City health department just outed himself.

Make it a little kinky. Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.

That’s a glory hole.  New York City is endorsing glory holes.

I remember when Mayor Rudy Giuliani got rid of the glory holes in New York City.

The current mayor wants you to install one in your home.

I actually agreed with the Left back in the day when they said that the government should stay out of your bedroom.

Now the Left is telling me that I can’t go to Synagogue and shouldn’t kiss my wife, but having loveless sex at a glory hole after licking the assholes of a small circle of friends is preferred.

I hate New York City.  I hope the whole fucking place burns to the ground.

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By J. Kb

3 thoughts on “New York endorses glory holes to slow the spread of COVID”
  1. I remember a few decades ago when parents were complaining that Bill Clinton had forced them to explain oral sex to their too-young children. Now DeBlasio has decided to one-up Clinton, which takes some serious effort.

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