1. By August, we’ll have the most worstest variant ever: one that evades the current vaccines, doesn’t show up on any known tests, and has no detectable symptoms.
   You could be infected and never know it! All the people around you could have asymptomatic infections, and there’d be no way of telling! Vaxx cards and test certificates will be useless!
   This will be so scary that the entire world will have to be put on lockdown and the midterm elections postponed indefinitely.

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   1. Dude – don’t give them ideas! Please!

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2. No Problemo. Turn up the number of replications high enough, and the PCR test will detect viruses that are not even there.

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   1. Eventually, we’ll get into N-Ray territory.
      But who will play the role of R. W. Wood, debunk the fashionable “science”, and and teach us how to tell the birds from the flowers?

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   2. It can detect a computer virus if you push it enough.

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3. *Tin-foil hat on*

   Or they’ll just disperse the next lab virus (ala Wuhan) all ‘accidentally and stuff.’

   “Nothing to See Here… CDC Is Monitoring Local Residents for Cold-like Symptoms Following Crash of Semi Carrying 100 CDC Test Monkeys”
   (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/cdc-monitoring-local-residents-cold-like-symptoms-following-crash-semi-carrying-100-cdc-test-monkeys/)

   *Tin-foil hat off*

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4. Can ZEN -OMICRON be far behind?

   1. Oh-mmmmm!

      Do I, now, have (gasp! Nooo!) The Zen Varient?

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5. Ya know, when woke nanny state england says “enough!” and ends all this covid bullshiite… maybe its time to just get on with life?

   1. That would be the idea Curby, someone needs to tell that to the folks in charge here. Seems like they are testing the fear response of the general public again. As the OP mentioned, I’d look for an ultra scary variant sometime late August or September that will impact the elections. Dems know they are going to lose bad unless they do something.

      And of course war in Ukraine is a nice big distraction.

      1. Political Distractions are one of the many things that if your government is sucking that bad to need them, the distraction won’t help- and will probably make things worse anyway.

         A war in the Ukraine would work just like Nancy Pelosi’s Botox- it’s supposed to make her look younger, but instead just makes her look like an old hag with too much Botox.

6. At this point, Covid Fever has done played itself out. It’s where Disco was in 1982. Any attempts to reboot, remake, remix, make up a new variant- none of it is going to be the big hit that it was in 2020, ever.

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