The Pentagon says the 40 detainees at Guantánamo Bay will be given Covid-19 vaccines. The lack of vaccinations there has been a major obstacle to resuming war crimes hearings. https://t.co/rene2fAOmv

— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 28, 2021

In New York, they throw vaccines in the garbage rather than violate their COVID priorities, and threaten to fine Jews with fines and jail time for providing vaccinations at clinics.

Biden is putting out all sorts of signals that he will fall short of his promise to do what Trump was accomplishing, of vaccinating 100 million people in 100 days.

But if you are a terrorist mastermind, you get pushed to the front of the federal line for a COVID vaccine.  Even though you are in prison in one of the must secure prison facilities in the world, in Cuba.

Makes perfect sense.  I just hope people really understand, truly grok, just how much the Democrats’ true feelings are “fuck regular Americans.”

As sarcastic and cynical as I can be, it can’t outpace the horrors of real life.

https://twitter.com/drdavidsamadi/status/1355174116542849027

What’s the over/under on how long until getting a COVID test means in the US means having a swab jammed in your butthole?

Maybe this is all a scam, Fauci has lied to us before.  Maybe this is just a trick to get us all to comply with the next over-the-top masking order.

He pulled his own version of Hillary’s “What difference does it make?” but writ toushandfolds with eldely New Yorkers dying in nursing homes because he ordered them put there and then hid the numbers!.

“Who cares? … They died.”

Who cares? We do you sack of pestilent human DNA. There is a difference between dancing in a club and dancing in a minefield. Yes, they both will die, but one set will do eventually many years from now and the other may not make it to the end of the song. You forced seniors to dance in a minefield and then tried to hide the casualties.

From Reuters:

Chinese cities using anal swabs to screen COVID-19 infections

No, wait, let me really drive this home.

Chinese cities using anal swabs to screen COVID-19 infections

Some Chinese cities are using samples taken from the anus to detect potential COVID-19 infections as China steps up screening to make sure no potential carrier of the new coronavirus is missed amid regional outbreaks and ahead of the Lunar New Year holidays.

A throat swab on a 52-year-old man in Weinan, a city in northern Shaanxi province, showed negative result after the person showed symptoms such as coughing and appetite loss, a city official said on Wednesday, but he tested positive using nose and anal swabs.

We went from “don’t wear a mask” to “you should wear at least two masks at the same time” in less than a year.

If they come to the conclusion that the false-negative rate for anal swabs is lower than that of other fast COVID tests, you know they are going to mandate anal swabs.

Do you have any idea how far they have to jam that swab up your nose to do a test?

Here’s a hint:

Now picture that, IN YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Remember when I posted this joke last year?

It came true.  I fucking called it.

“Getting vaccinated does not say you have a free pass to travel,” said Dr. Fauci. “Nor does it say you have a free pass to put aside all the public health measures that we talk about all the time.”

“You can get some degree of protection that isn’t durable 10 days to 14 days after the first dose, but you can’t rely on that,” said Dr. Fauci. “The maximum immunity begins about 10 days to two weeks and beyond following the second dose. That goes for anyone, regardless of whether you want to travel or not.”

Fauci: Getting Vaccinated Is ‘Not A Free Pass’ To Travel

I figured once the vaccine started to roll, they would have issues with people trying to get back to a semblance of normal sans mask and restrictions. And of course, the Powers That Be cannot allow that to happen because having over 300 million people dancing by strings is too much power to relinquish.

Politically, COVID-19 will be an incurable disease that will force us to change our ways forever and we must follow without question the directives given to us from D.C. or suffer the consequences. After all, you really don’t want to kill Grandma with your irresponsible behaviors such as going to a restaurant or getting a haircut or just walk around without a mask, do you?

The (political) Science is settled.

I saw this and I shook my head. The irony is just too much.

Beaten with a cane 77 times Lord knows the damage that caused to his body.  People have been known to dies because of punishment like that.

But at least he was wearing his mask and was safe from the really-really deadly Kung-Flu.

I guess COVID Theater is worldwide and equally stupid.

Do you remember this lady?

Palm Beach County Commissioner Melissa McKinlay on Tuesday blasted Gov. Ron DeSantis for giving Publix so much priority over the distribution of the COVID-19 vaccine in the county.
McKinlay criticized the governor’s decision, saying it severely limits the county’s ability to vaccinate significant portions of the population who don’t live close to a Publix, all while the COVID-19 vaccine supply remains so limited.

Commissioner is ‘absolutely disgusted’ by DeSantis’ decision to prioritize Publix for vaccine rollout

Evil DeSantis! We knows da better than him! Gimme the vials!

But Karma had visited Palm Beach county already.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — More than a thousand doses of the COVID-19 vaccine were spoiled last week in Palm Beach County after the Health Care District said a refrigerator was unintentionally turned off.

Health Care District of Palm Beach County spoils 1,160 doses of COVID-19 vaccine

And I won’t go schadenfreude simply because over a thousand people will have to do without because county government morons do not have enough brain to breathe without instructions and supervision.

Go to Publix, order one of their subs and get vaccinated. The other place probably does not have the bathrooms in working condition.