Gun Free Zone

Some days ago i posted a YouTube video of a “theater” play where everything just goes sideways and it was side-splitting funny.  What i did not know is that it is a series shown in Amazon and all the same vein: The Goes Wrong Show

Imagine a mediocre theater troupe with little budget and almost zero talent, props bought and designed at the Dollar Store and a stage hand that DNGAF. Now imagine the kind of epic theatrical mudslide that is coming. That is pretty much the essence of the show.

Usually brits are less hit and a lot miss with slapstick and physical comedy, but this show does it great. Some of the gags you will see coming and still make you laugh because of the sheer absurdity,

That’s it, save it for the Post Thanksgiving celebration while you wait for all The Mandalorian episodes to be released so you can binge.

“For the last eight months I have been asking Oregonians to follow the letter and the spirit of the law and we have not chosen to engage law enforcement,” Brown said Friday. “At this point in time, unfortunately, we have no other option.”

The governor’s office cited emergency authority granted to her by Oregon law. Violators could face up to 30 days in jail, a fine of up to $1,250, or both.

Ore. governor: Police to enforce Thanksgiving COVID-19 limits

Because fascist is gonna fascist, I think I have a solution. Go to Goodwill and buy a bunch of black hoodies in different sizes for your guests. Get a bunch of lawn signs that say FUCK THE POLICE, BLACK LIVES MATTER, ACAB, DEFUND THE POLICE, SAY HIS NAME, FUCK TRUMP, and similar.  If the cops show up, announce loudly you are exercising your First Amendment rights and point at the 3 cases of beer bottles transformed into Molotov cocktails (fake, of course, but they don’t know that*).  Have Grandma Jane come out waving around a  cheap Chinese green laser and have the little ones toss firecracker.s

The cops will leave you alone and your will be held as a family hero for the most entertaining Thanksgiving in ages

• You don’t have real Molotov cocktails because we all have that uncle who will either drink the contents or accidentally light one up. In either case, we end up with somebody going to the ER.

Playbook.

THE BIGGEST SHIFT in Washington in January won’t only be that Democrats are taking the White House. It will be that the BIDEN administration will be — as @BrendanBuck pointed out — “delightfully boring.”@harrispolitico calls it “Joe Biden’s Team of Careerists.” pic.twitter.com/kFcC8EpG1u

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) November 24, 2020

THIS IS AN ADMIN filled with people who have deep experience in government and in the agencies they will be running. THE POST puts it this way: “By design, they seem meant to project a dutiful competence, as Biden creates a government overseen by those who have run it before.”

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) November 24, 2020

Here is 2016 and 2020 in a nutshell

George W. Bush, Obama, Hillary Clinton, all these people are career politicians.  Under them and the “conventional wisdom” of Washington DC, life for the average middle and working class Americans who lived outside a handful of major metropolitan areas got steadily worse.

The well connected in politics, banking and business management, and digital technology got more wealthy and more powerful as people in the Rust Belt and Middle America fell further behind.

In 2016, faced with Hillary as President, working and middle class Middle America rebelled and elected Trump.

The elite of the media, social media, Big Tech, and DC, the very people who prospered under the old ways fought back with a campaign of lies, slander, and corruption that would have made the KGB envious.

They were going to tamp that populist uprising back down and remind all those Trump supporters that they are no more than peasants and peons in flyover country.

In 2020, they won.  They lied, cheated, and corrupted our electoral system, but they won.

Now they are celebrating their victory, where whey get to be on top again.  Unchecked in their ability to profit by harming the hoi polloi in the parts of this country they don’t care about.

The Washington Post just published an article called: "Washington’s aristocracy hopes a Biden presidency will make schmoozing great again."

They quickly changed it to "Washington's establishment." Someone must've worried how the plebes might react: https://t.co/jeSd7v4FIm pic.twitter.com/EyHPWU35uU

— Aaron Maté (@aaronjmate) November 23, 2020

They are going to spend the next four years or however long we have left, reminding us of our place in the lowest American caste.

I just got off the phone (8:17am) with MDPD and it is confirmed that there is a detective Josh Klurman with MDPD’s  Homeland Security Bureau and that a dot com address is not uncommon. The detective was not there yet and I left word that I would only continue tour exchange via email.

Besides you having a record of what was said for immediate use, at least in the case of Florida email exchanges like this are subject to the Sunshine Law and available to the public upon request.

And now we wait. (8:22 am)

11:20 am. No more contact via Email or other from Detective Klurman.  Has this stupid thing been dropped or is he just busy with really important things?  Anyway, quuick not would be fine. Wasting his time on a “tip” from an annoying troll and Lexus Liberal does not seem like a judicious expenditure of taxpayer’s money.

I know, I just Jinxed it.

8:30 pm. No emails or anything else.

Oh yes, this supposedly is @SFDB the snitch AKA Rick the Dick

NYC to levy 15K fine against Brooklyn synagogue that held illegal wedding

City Hall will levy a $15,000 fine against the Brooklyn synagogue that broke social distancing regulations by hosting thousands at a clandestine wedding for the grandson of a top religious official in the Hasidic community, Mayor Bill de Blasio said late Monday.

Hizzoner announced the fine and summons the day after The Post exposed how thousands packed into the Yetev Lev temple in South Williamsburg on Nov. 8 — dancing and singing at the top of their lungs with nary a mask in sight as they celebrate the nuptials of Yoel Teitelbaum, the grandson of Satmar Grand Rabbi Aaron Teitelbaum.

“That’s just not acceptable, I mean, we’ve been through so much,” de Blasio told New York 1’s Errol Louis during his regular Monday appearance on ‘Inside City Hall.’ “This was amazingly irresponsible, just unacceptable.”

De Blasio said that while it remains unclear just how many people packed 7,000-person capacity Satmar schul in South Williamsburg, it was obvious that the social distancing and mask-wearing measures ordered by city and state officials were blatantly broken.

Blatantly broken like when Hizzoner spoke at a BLM rally?  Or like when Governor Cuomo went maskless in public multiple times, or when thousands of people marched in protest without masks but were not fine, or when Senator Schumer traveled to New York to attend a rally and took off his mask and didn’t quarantine when he returned?

Only the Jews have to follow the rules.  Democrat politicians don’t.

My hope is that this Synagogue will get this money back in damages when they win their Supreme Court case against the governor and state for violating their First Amendment rights.

I saw this in the AP.

Gun-toting congresswoman-elect may carry Glock at Capitol

A firearms-toting congresswoman-elect who owns a gun-themed restaurant in Rifle, Colorado, has already asked Capitol Police about carrying her weapon on Capitol grounds, her office has acknowledged. If she does so, she apparently won’t be alone.

The practice is allowed for lawmakers, with some limitations, under decades-old congressional regulations. The public is barred from carrying weapons in the Capitol, its grounds and office buildings.

Republican Lauren Boebert, 33, was elected this month from a conservative western Colorado district after gaining notice as a brash pro-gun activist who straps a Glock pistol to her hip.

Lawmakers may not bring weapons into the House chamber and other nearby areas, the regulations say, according to a letter Rep. Jared Huffman, D-Calif., wrote in 2018. Aides can carry lawmakers’ weapons for them on the Capitol complex, he wrote.

In his letter to House Sergeant at Arms Paul Irving, Huffman summarized the regulations after being briefed on them by Irving. An opponent of letting members of Congress carry guns on Capitol grounds, Huffman abandoned a 2018 effort to halt the practice due to colleagues’ strong opposition and said in an interview that he wouldn’t try again this year due to continued resistance.

Huffman said the loophole for lawmakers, adopted after a summer of racial unrest in American cities, is outdated and risky.

He said members and their staffs carry firearms around the Capitol “all the time,” though he mentioned no names. He said lawmakers keep guns in their publicly accessible offices, though building entry has been limited due to COVID-19

Every now and again I get the idea of running for Congress.

If I do and I get elected, you will be damn sure that I will be strapped like a motherfucker.

Forget BBQ gun, I’m going to need a Capitol Gun.  Strike that, I will need Capitol Guns.  In the plural.

At least a few very tuned 1911s, pinned and recessed S&W revolvers.  I know, for historical sake, I’m going to need a fully restored M1917 (S&W preferred over Colt).

That will be my thing.  Like Congresswoman Frederica “Pimp Hat” Wilson with her hats, I’m going to amass an amazing collection of bling iron to wear.

We live in the Upside-Down.

Mike Pompeo, who should go down in history as the greatest secretary of state ever, declared the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) campaign to be anti-Semitic.

Yes, I know, you’re saying “no shit, Sherlock, we’ve always known that.”  But making it official policy makes a difference.

BDS was how Jew-hating Leftists were able to engage in trading Nazi stereotypes about Jews while still claiming to be the party of tolerance.

Also, it should be noted that this happened under President Donald Trump, who is supposedly an anti-Semitic Nazi.  Making him both the worst anti-Semite and worst Nazi in history.

The Washington Post, for example, published this headline on the topic:

Pompeo sets off debate on boycott of Israel, calling it an anti-Semitic ‘cancer’

The “debate on boycott of Israel.”  That is disingenuous horseshit.  The stated goal of BDS is the elimination of the State of Israel and the creation of a single Palestinian state in its place.

Biden announced his Secretary of State will be Tony Blinken.  Blinken was United States Deputy Secretary of State and United States Deputy National Security Advisor under Obama, and help create the Iran Deal.  This means that he is a piece-of-shit swamp monster who is going to help bring back every single horrible idea from the Obama administration.

However, Blinken is Jewish.  Like I said above, he’s a shit-weasel Democrat swamp monster, so I doubt he will be more friendly to Israel than Pompeo, but that didn’t stop Squad Member Rashida Tlaib from attacking him.

So long as he doesn't suppress my First Amendment right to speak out against Netanyahu's racist and inhumane policies. The Palestinian people deserve equality and justice. https://t.co/SLhT3yYc4i

— Rashida Tlaib (@RashidaTlaib) November 23, 2020

You can tell what her priority is, attacking Israel and the Jews with slander.

Between the popularity of the Squad, the importance of BLM and BDS among Democrats, and the actions of Cuomo and de Blasio, I’m 99% sure that if the Democrats win the Senate, Biden Administration policy will officially be Jews to the Gas because they spread the COVID.

Consider those hate crimes against Jews rose more than 14% and are now 62% of all religiously motivated hate crimes, and yet the Democrats say nothing about it, often tacitly support it, and the permanent federal law enforcement bureaucracy doesn’t do anything to combat it.  Jews get randomly beaten in New York City streets, the governor and mayor do nothing and the FBI is too busy getting FISA warrants against the President.

And I’m also 100% convinced that when the Democrats promise to make America Judenfrei, Progressive Jews will continue to support them.

We love @RashidaTlaib and the powerful, unapologetically progressive voice she brings to Congress. That's it. That's the tweet. pic.twitter.com/IZpGAg1v1q

— Jewish Voice for Peace Action (@JvpAction) November 23, 2020

I can’t wait until I’m hiding in an attic from the federally deputized NYPD Fugitive Jew Patrol and I can read an OpEd in HuffPo or WaPo titled “I’m a Rabbi and this is why the systematic gassing of America Jews is not anti-Semitic.”