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Buddy @MalRoadkill knows how to provide me with stuff that gives me nose bleeds. His Evil Bastard first sends me this tweet:

Imagination? White? What the hay? Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrows were not a figment of somebody’s imagination but two cold and calculating killers and simple use of Google would have provided Vox with the facts. OK, maybe the idiot intern they have hired screwed up the tweet, so let’s check the actual article…Oh dear God:

Myth? Jason and the Argonauts is a myth. Bigfoot is a myth. The Loch Ness monster is a myth and so is the Chupacabra. Bonnie and Clyde were very much real.

This is from the FBI site linked above:

At the time they were killed in 1934, they were believed to have committed 13 murders and several robberies and burglaries. Barrow, for example, was suspected of murdering two police officers at Joplin, Missouri and kidnapping a man and a woman in rural Louisiana. He released them near Waldo, Texas. Numerous sightings followed, linking this pair with bank robberies and automobile thefts. Clyde allegedly murdered a man at Hillsboro, Texas; committed robberies at Lufkin and Dallas, Texas; murdered one sheriff and wounded another at Stringtown, Oklahoma; kidnaped a deputy at Carlsbad, New Mexico; stole an automobile at Victoria, Texas; attempted to murder a deputy at Wharton, Texas; committed murder and robbery at Abilene and Sherman, Texas; committed murder at Dallas, Texas; abducted a sheriff and the chief of police at Wellington, Texas; and committed murder at Joplin and Columbia, Missouri.

I know the movie they are trying to push is fully paid with the Race Card and is about a couple black kids who get a bad rap due to a bad moment and things go even worse after, basically they are good kids caught on a situation allegedly not of their making. But if you are such dumb as to compare your heroes with psychopaths, then don’t bitch if people take exception of it.

Thanksgiving is coming up tomorrow.  It is a time where we gather together with family, many who live long distances away, and eat and enjoy each other’s company.

Except for the radical Leftists and Progressives.

For them, it is a time to corner family members and browbeat them with their Progressive ideology and torment them for their un-Woke indiscretions.

I will be changing my wifi password to “IMPEACH45” this Thursday so that my MAGA family members have to put that in their devices to have some of my delicious WiFi.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) November 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/jenerous/status/1198743989941342208

Leftist organizations are, like they do every year, providing followers with instructions on how to annoy less Progressive relatives with their centrally planned talking points.

THREAD: Thanksgiving is Thursday & many of you may be spending the holiday with friends & family members who are uncertain about impeachment. Here’s a guide for talking with them impeachment:pic.twitter.com/b07e4P16e6

— MoveOn (@MoveOn) November 26, 2019

Some of our personal favorite Thanksgiving conversation starters:

? "My pronouns are…"

? "Firing people for being LGBTQ is illegal and Trump asked SCOTUS to change that"

? "Who loved Pose season 2?"

? "Please pass the pie, and the Equality Act"

— ACLU (@ACLU) November 27, 2019

Talking with your family about abortion isn’t always easy. If you're visiting loved ones for the holidays this time of year, check out our guide for talking about abortion, including graphics, articles, and a toolkit! https://t.co/PS4JoPPopA pic.twitter.com/C6ufVl3iaE

— NNAF Abortion Funds (@AbortionFunds) November 27, 2019

This, like all of Leftist social media, is about the petty torments.  Not one thing can co by without some screeching Leftist trying to rub something into the face of someone just a little less Left than they are.

I am thoroughly convinced that the vast majority of people on the right have a secret hope and dream for CW2.0, just so these obnoxious fucks can be purged from us, hard, once and for all, and we can have a little bit of peace and quiet on a holiday.

From Los Angeles:

Check out our @CBSLA SKY2 show of the 405 freeway tonight! Major traffic as people head out early for the Thanksgiving holiday! pic.twitter.com/6NZqYdQrlp

— Amber Lee (@AmberLeeNews) November 27, 2019

It is at this moment that I would like to point out that my commute from work to home takes me three minutes and 48 seconds.  I know, because one of my favorite songs is 3:50 long, and if I start it in the parking lot at work on my truck’s audio, I can be home, in my driveway with the garage door up before it is finished.

My record in my truck is 3:32, but I was putting it down a little harder than I like (it was an emergency) and was cornering pretty hard.

I’d like to try it in my mother’s sport’s car, I think I can get it down to three minutes even.

My commute in Rapid City was about the same.

My Aurora commute was 15 minutes, but we were on the edge of Aurora where it touches farm country up against Plainfield.

I can cross Huntsville from the airport to downtown in about 15 minutes, 20 during rush hour unless there is an accident.

If the people of LA (or New York City, or any coastal megalopolis) want to know why we flyover country bumpkins don’t want to live in their sophisticated cities, it’s partly because we don’t want to spend hours of our precious time away from our families stuck in this hellscape traffic.

I saw Miguel’s post, Young Turk Cenk likes Bestialism.

I just wanted to remind readers that Cenk Uygur is running for Congress in CA-25.

Which means, the people of that district will go from being represented by a woman who liked to have group sex with her staffers to a guy who likes to suck off horses.

The good news for Uygur is that while that is disgusting, since he can’t put a horse on his Congressional payroll, it won’t be an ethics violation.

I’d say that the clip Miguel posted would make the perfect anti-Uygur ad for the Republican running against him.  Except the way the radical Progressive LGBT community is going, they will show up in sequined costumes, pink wigs, waving rainbow flags saying that men who like to fuck their way through a petting zoo are an oppressed minority and you are a bigot if the though of a man and a Shetland pony grosses you out.

I just wonder, after Hill and Uygur, who are the voters of CA-25 going to elect next?  The ghost of Jeffery Epstein?

After a staffer-banger and a horse-fucker, has to come pedophile rapist.

From the Jerusalem Post:

Ilhan Omar denies being ‘Qatari asset,’ witness confirms Jerusalem Post report
The Democratic Congresswoman is said to have passed information to Qatar, which was subsequently handed along to Iran.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-Minnesota-5th) was recruited by a foreign government, received funding from a foreign government, and passed sensitive information through intermediaries to Iran, a Florida court has been told, as The Jerusalem Post confirmed.

Speaking to the Post, the office of the Congresswoman denied the allegations.

The claims came during testimony by Kuwati-born Canadian businessman Alan Bender, who was giving evidence in the trial of Sheikh Khalid bin Hamad al-Thani. The Qatari emir’s brother stands accused of ordering his American bodyguard to murder two people, and of holding an American citizen hostage. His deposition, obtained by Al Arabiya English, was authenticated by the attorney for the plaintiffs, according to the publication.

Speaking from Toronto by video link, Bender told the Florida District Court that he met with Qatar’s Secretary to the Emir for Security Affairs Mohammad bin Ahmed bin Abdullah al-Masnad and two other senior Qatari officials.

According to his sworn deposition, the three officials told him: “If it wasn’t for our cash, Ilhan Omar would be just another black Somali refugee in America collecting welfare and serving tables on weekends.”

Bender testified that the officials asked him to recruit American politicians and journalists as Qatari assets, and that when he objected, was told that several prominent figures were already on the payroll. Omar was described as the “jewel in the crown,” he said.

Qatar “recruited Ilhan Omar from even way before she thought about becoming a government official… They groomed her and arranged the foundation, the grounds, for her to get into politics way before she even showed interest. They convinced her,” he added.

This is all sworn testimony delivered in Federal court in Florida.

I bet you have not heard a peep about this on CNN or MSNBC.

They are all too busy reporting on Donald Trump and the innuendo that he was elected to be a Russian asset or Putin puppet or Ukrainian asset or some shit like that, stemming from a provably false dossier paid for by the DNC and Hillary Clinton campaign.

Here we have testimony that a US Congresswoman was elected to Congress to be  Qatari asset, and it’s just crickets.

I cannot say that any of these accusations are true, what I will say is this.

If Trump were a Russian asset, he’s a pretty shitty one.  Considering that we have armed Ukraine against Russia and we have fought against Russian interests in Syria.

Omar, on the other hand, really seems to hate America.  She had sided with Iran against the US, been critical of the US while being soft on Islamist terrorism, and is vehemently anti-Israel.  She also seems to have a history of violating US immigration and campaign finance laws, and yet that never been held to account for that.

It makes more sense that there are powerful enemy forces at work leading Omar to run, protecting her from scrutiny, and influencing the outcome of a Congressional race than it does that there are powerful swinging a national election for Trump.

Again, I have no evidence that this is true.  But if past is prologue, anything the Democrats do that’s bad, they project and accuse the Republicans of doing, and Omar has often said that there is strong evidence Trump was compromised by foreign influence.

Australian trans athlete Hannah Mouncey — who is double the size of everyone else in this video — says sports discriminate against trans women and wants to compete against women.
This is literally last week’s South Park episode pic.twitter.com/NB8NIMRUpG

— Harry Khachatrian (@Harry1T6) November 24, 2019

They are playing Team Handball. I know because I was one of the geeks in my school that was not cool enough to make the regular sports’ teams and this was the only thing left. It is not supposed to be played “forcefully,” but we did because we were BIG geeks and we were hard to bounce. And that also means we bounced the crap of the smaller teams. Blood was not an uncommon by-product of the games.

This is a 220 pound  guy bullying the shit of a bunch of 100 pound girls. This is a joke, not a sporting event and possibly the reason why Female Sports will disappear in the future. If I were a parent of girls who wanted to do sports but would have to go against “trans” jocks, I’d be putting my foot down and telling them no way in hell. Think of it as keeping the Trans alive: If he  hurts somebody’s daughter, no Woke tag is gonna save him from a pissed off daddy wanting his 15 pounds of flesh, bones and assorted bodily fluids.

Hat Tip Clark V.

My apologies if I know less baseball that even football.  Former Tampa Bay Rays player Aubrey Ray posted the following in his Twitter account:
And the full size picture:

And the reactions were pretty much what is expected:

What we have here is the paradigm of the last decade and New Millennium : If you are Leftie, any mention of harm or death against a political opponent is not bad or cause for alarm, in fact it is approved as a good thing. If you are not a Leftie, then it is bad and you are a miserable terrorist that needs to be silenced both online and in real life and forever, whatever it takes, lawful or otherwise.

If Bernie wins, I will admit it will get interesting. That is certain.

Hat Tip Roger C.