Too much f**king government in Virginia
From USA Today:
City that went viral for banning teens from trick-or-treating clarified its law. Good!
Last Halloween, one Virginia city went viral for banning anyone 13 years and older from trick-or-treating.
No, it wasn’t a story on The Onion. It was real.
The city of Chesapeake drew national scrutiny – and social media uproar – for its decades-old ordinance that could fine or jail teens caught in costume with a sack full of candy.
It got so much attention, in fact, the city quickly conducted a review of the ordinance and made changes, the city’s director of public communications Health Covey told USA TODAY.
The ordinance now enacts a maximum trick-or-treating age of 14 years old and does not allow for possible jail time.
Teens in the city could still face a Class 4 misdemeanor and a fine under the law. But Covey assures the public that police have never actually fined or jailed a teen for trick-or-treating and the law is in place only to prevent issues like teens stealing and smashing pumpkins.
“The ordinance was, and is, intended to provide police with the authority to take action to keep order and protect public safety,” Covey said, noting that the law was originally made in 1970 in response to “incidents of mischief” on Halloween night.
“Chesapeake Police officers do not spend Halloween night checking the ages of those out enjoying trick-or-treating in a safe manner,” Covey added.
Let me make this point perfectly clear:
Fuck the city government of Chesapeake, Virginia. They can say that police have never jailed a teenager for trick-or-treating, but the law is the law and that gives the police the ability to do so. The power has been established, it is only because of the beneficence of the police that they are not tackling teenagers and putting them in handcuffs in squad cars over a bag full of willfully-given candy.
Yes, you read that right, previously the law allowed for jail time for a 13-year-old to go door to door and ask for candy on Halloween.
Who in the actual fuck thought that was even remotely reasonable for a city government to do.
There’s a wide gap in parent’s opinions on what that right age is to stop trick-or-treating, according to a 2016 non-scientific poll of 2,000 people by Today. When asked, “How old is too old to trick-or-treat?” 73 percent of people said between 12 and 17. But those five years between early and late teens mark a huge difference in adolescent development.
Unless you are like me, the eldest sibling, who was tasked with taking younger siblings trick-or-treating. Then you earn the right to ask for some God damned candy.
Families should have the freedom to decide when the fun-loving era of trick-or-treating is over, not city laws.
The only ordinance a city should pass regarding Halloween is a ban on giving out raisins and other shitty candy.
Miguel is very much opposed to mob violence. For the most part, I’ll agree with him.
However, if I found myself in the situation where my 13-year-old Thanksgiving in jail because he got some fun-size Snickers from the neighbors then I think it is perfectly acceptable to get a bunch of parents together to march on City Hall and dip my City Counsel in boiling roofing tar.
The spirit of our Revolutionary ancestors demands it.