Bring a gun to a machete fight
Being a Florida boy, born and raised, I have a lot of familiarity with machetes as yard tools.
There is nothing more effective at trimming palm fronds than a machete.
Anything that can hack through the tough stems of a palmetto can hack through you.
Machetes as a weapon scare the fuck out of me.
This is a machete attack in Scotland.
BREAKING NEWS; A GRAFIC CLIP?
A 22yr man fights for life after an Appalling Machete attack in east end part of Glasgow last night at 8.20pm a 27yr man has been arrested & a police investigation continues to search for other suspects??♂️#MACHETE MADNESShttps://t.co/mr07gf44u0— Norman Brennan (@NormanBrennan) May 31, 2023
This is how it was reported in the UK:
Footage shows brutal machete attack in Glasgow as source claims victim ‘lost limbs’
Limbs, plural.
Fuck…
Despite what anti-gun idiots say, blades are a terrible threat.
It’s not just “a knife” or “a machete.”
It’s something that can take arms off.
If someone comes at you with a blade, especially a big one like a machete, distance and a gun is your friend.