“Tote that barge, lift that bail
And why do I sew each new chapeau
With a style they most look positively grim in
Strictly between us, entre-nous
I hate women.”
Danny Kaye, Anatole of Paris.

Anatole of Paris is one of the characters played by the incomparable Danny Kaye in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Even when Anatole designs and profits by selling hats to women, he really hates them and that is why he comes up with those God-Awful creations at ridiculous expensive prices. Anatole of Paris is basically a passive-aggressive bastard that will not dirty his hands abusing women, but will find other ways to do so.

That bring us to today’s ‘Anatoles’: The first one is Democrat Rep. Joe Salazar from the Colorado Legislature who said the following while arguing for Gun Free Zones in College Campuses:

“There are some gender inequities on college campuses. This is true. And universities have been faced with that situation for a long time. That’s why we have call boxes. It’s why we have safe zones. That’s why we have the whistles. Because you just don’t know who you’re gonna be shooting at. And you don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around, or if you feel like you’re in trouble, and when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop… pop around at somebody.” (Via Daily Caller)

You see, in truly Mucho Macho Latino form, Joe reminds women that they are too weak and stupid to carry a gun much less defend themselves with it. I do hope he is not married or has daughters or if he does, God keep them safe because he does not care.

The second Anatole of Paris is whomever at the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs came up with these “helpful” tidbits so the female students might fend off an attack:

Elections have consequences. As the Colorado Legislature (Thank you again Rep. Salazar!) approved to transform all campuses into Gun Free Zones, UCCS updated its Public Safety page to dispense the above advice that actually sounds more like a bad script for a really kinky Japanese porn movie.

I admit I do not understand how can Gun Grabbers can be so nonchalant about rape. I can only surmise that they need more victims to parade in front of a congressional hearing in order to demand more governmental control in people’s lives.

Of course, if somebody like Rep. Salazar were to be brutally raped, his next piece of legislation guns would demand that free firearms and ammunition to be paid via Obamacare and provided to all Colorado residents and gun ownership be mandatory under penalty of law.

But with people like this you can rest assured since his genitalia is never on the line, he really don’t mind much a wee bit of rape. His supposedly represented get to deal with it.