I went to Lowes for more safety chain for the U-Haul trailer I’m pulling.
It comes with the DOT safety chain in case your hitch fails.
I wanted chain to padlock the trailer to the truck so it’s harder to steal the trailer by disconnecting it from the truck while it’s parked.
So I ask for two 5-foot lengths of 5/16 trailer chain while holding some heavy duty padlocks.
The Lowes person and I have this conversation.
“What are you trying to secure?”
“What’s the chain for?”
“Chain fights. Two men enter, one man leaves. You’ve never beat a man with a padlock on a chain? ”
“It’s a hell of a rush.”
I’m gonna get banned from Lowes.