I live in Miami, the high for today is a balmy 81 degrees. I wet to my local Big Box Shopping Club and I find this:

I know you heard about the dumb Florida Man and spouse, but we don’t do bonfires, special between mid February to the next January. If there is fire in those 10.5 months is either a fire on the Everglades or somebody dropped a molotov cocktail inside the corner drug house.

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

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  1. Well it is going down to the sixties tonight in West Boca Raton so I’m going to fire up the burn barrel from logs left over from the last hurricane. Enjoy and have a Happy Easter.

  2. Maybe there’s no bonfires in Latin-Florida, but up here in the frigid Anglo-Florida Gulf Coast, where the high barely breaks 70 today, we’re burning things to stay warm! 😉

    A nice fire in our ring of bricks with a couple beers and friends is nice.

    Ain’t doing that in a couple weeks though! Summer will be here and we’ll be worshiping at the altar of Freon.

  3. I’m in rural Fort Myers and still burning logs from trees downed by Irma. But you’re right – this is not a normal thing for our area. And I sure wouldn’t pay $12 for a log to burn!!

  4. Likewise, last night we went out for a movie to discover the theater had renovated. The new motorized fake leather recliners were nice but they all HEATERS. In Houston. In the subtropics. And the button to turn them on is located between the up/down buttons so you accidentally turn it on while adjusting the seat.

    Reminded me of this:

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