While the discussion about Smoked & Blunder is still undecided between Youngster expelled from a forum for being a dickhead or Anti-Gun operative, everybody agrees that he is a poor quality troll who probably gets kicked in the nuts by ponies in a regular basis.
I was reminded of the gunnie troll of all times. His name is revered with a dash of “respect” and I am sure he is the basis of many Tactical Tommies out there. If you are new to the Gun Culture, it is my privilege to introduce to you Gecko45 The Original Mall Ninja.
That brings back lots of memories. I used to look forward to him when he was active, since it was some of the funniest bullshit I’d ever seen.
The true classics just get better and better. That still puts a smile on my face.
Being relatively new to the guns I’ve never read or heard of any of this before. THANK you for linking to it. It was one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time…..that was until a disturbing thought dawned on me!
What if everything they said was true, and there really is a secret world of international espionage were mall security is really the most dangerous occupation in the world. A place were world shattering conspiracies are being plotted inside the Pretzel Hut, and were child smuggling rings control the Kids GAP.
I don’t know if I’ll ever feel safe Christmas shopping again!
Now you understand why I avoid malls. It was a great sacrifice for my wife and me: She couldn’t get to her shoe stores and Godiva and I couldn’t partake my Cinnabons. It has been miserable! 🙁
I’m just ashamed that for years I was taking my family into a virtual deathzone completely unarmed!
So this is where you’ve been hiding. We miss you @ DC.
You’re right, this guy does sound like troll dung excreted from one of the forums, but at least Gecko45 was spawned to be entertaining. This asswipe is just delusional.
AGHHH!!! JD Found me! I am doomed!
How’s the family? Ladies and Gents, the prettiest 1911 expert out there is Lima, this ugly sucker’s wife. 🙂
Family is well. Speedloader now has a little sister, Reload who is now 3 months old. Lima is attending EMS training. We’re taking a sabbatical from holding a lot of training classes. The old IDPA club I belonged to imploded and I am starting a new one in conjunction with the local USPSA club, just attended an IDPA SO course in Missouri.
I’m enrolled in a Suarez class being held with “Sweating Bullets” from DC this Spring, Lima is heading to TDI for Pistols 1-3 and then we’re both going back there for Partner Tactics…
Good times.
BTW, what’s the gun club you belong to?
Tropical Sport Shooting Association down in good old Miami. Three counties worth of shooters (200+) every month.
And no frigging decent ranges in South Florida.
Give Lima a big hug and leave her alone! She don’t need no mo’ kids! You perv! 🙂
[Begin Conspiracy Keanu http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/conspiracy-keanu%5D What if Smoke and Thunder is really run by Gecko45?[End Conspiracy Keanu]
Didn’t someone find out the address where they were paying the web host? I know it was in DC somewhere.
I will never look at mall cops the same away again…..hahahaha!!!!!
I’m still waiting for the movie version of Gecko45’s experiences as a mall cop… or was that already covered in Paul Blart: Mall Cop???
Gecko45 had me laughing till tears rolled down my cheeks. How shallow and clueless must a person be to be taken in for so many rounds with Gecko45?