TV News about the White House Undocumented/Unauthorized Visitor who reached the Green Room:
A Spyderco pocket knife… “He’s from Texas, honey,” I yelled at the television, startling the cats, “That’s not ‘armed’, that’s ‘dressed’, you island-dwelling herbivore!”
via View From The Porch: The Language Of Planet Manhattan….
Tam wins the internets…..
I had put my post range day Gatorade down, but still Giggle-snorted loud for everyone in Ops to poke out of there cubicles to see what was going on.
a knife isn’t even fully dressed. Unless you’ve got at least 2 knives, you’re under-dressed. 3 or 4 is better.
This is where everyone thinks I’m joking.
You are right. I usually carry 3 not counting the knife in the truck and the Tomahawk (No, I am not kidding)
Every gentleman carries a pocket knife. How else is he supposed to cut a string for a lady?
Picturing the stone-age shopper with the iPod just about killed me!