I am figuring at least #4 buckshot, twice in a row followed by bathtub napalm.
Sure as hell I would have either a heart attack or bowel movement.
By Miguel.GFZ
Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.
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Mmmmm, frog legs. I wonder how many of those it would take to feed 6 people?
It looks like a magic frog.
kiss it.
http://youtu.be/4cc1G-k2V7Q
Looks like a cane toad. Handle with care – they exude a nasty and deadly poison if stressed, but do have legs like turkey drumsticks.
Knowing your enemy/dinner makes all the difference. Shooting the thing makes it pretty much inedible. Napalming it probably will overcook it. The TV shows say to hold it around the ribs (may want to wear rubber/latex/nitrile gloves for that) and use a big-ish knife to remove the legs, skin and rinse them, dredge them in seasoned flour, and fry in lots of oil.
stay safe.
I’d say Cane Toad, or Colorado River Toad. Either way, it looks like Jabba the Hutt, or one of those froglike unclean spirits mentioned in the Revelation to John. Or Rosie O’Donnel.
All Glory to Hypnotoad!