ORLANDO, Fla. – A Florida man accused of shooting at George Zimmerman during a traffic encounter is accused of urinating on a neighbor’s door. Seminole County prosecutors charged Matthew Apperson with disorderly conduct last month after the incident.
According to a Winter Springs Police report, Anthony Woods was cleaning the apartment complex’s pool when he said he heard Apperson “yelling obscenities” in the direction of a female neighbor’s home. She was not inside at the time. Woods told officers Apperson then urinated on the door.
Source: Man charged in Zimmerman shooting now charged with urinating on neighbor’s door | Fox News
In the words of Robin Williams, somebody needs one of those sweaters that allow you to hug yourself all day.
Hat Tip to Mark S.
Screw the Baker Act. I’ll bet this would hold up:
http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0800-0899/0877/Sections/0877.03.html
[quote]
The 2014 Florida Statutes
Title XLVI
CRIMES
Chapter 877
MISCELLANEOUS CRIMES
877.03 Breach of the peace; disorderly conduct.—Whoever commits such acts as are of a nature to corrupt the public morals, or outrage the sense of public decency, or affect the peace and quiet of persons who may witness them, or engages in brawling or fighting, or engages in such conduct as to constitute a breach of the peace or disorderly conduct, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.
History.—s. 1, ch. 59-325; s. 1147, ch. 71-136; s. 2, ch. 86-174.[/quote]
stay safe.
He’s free on bail? He’s got serious mental problems, tried to assassinate a public figure and he’s allowed out on bail. Sorta boggles my mind as to why a judge would allow that.
By the way, according to the Daily Mail write-up,
this was the squirrel lady’s door.
Does Florida put people on the sex offender roster for urinating in public / public exposure?
No idea….
After the failed hit on Zimmerman, squirrel lady claimed Apperson was harassing her including, among other things, putting a dead squirrel in her yard as a ‘warning’.
I dredged up a few hits on Bing with “Matthew Apperson squirrel”.
Here’s one of many hits from a couple months back.
http://www.coloradonewsday.com/news/regional/104889-george-zimmerman-shooter-matthew-apperson-reported-to-police-over-shot-squirrel.html
Aww, now I miss Robin Williams again.
I saw someone suggest seeing if we could trade Bill Maher for him, but I’d go for this Apperson “person” as well. Or maybe we could trade Maher and Apperson?