I consider myself a bit of a manual putz sometimes. If there is a way I can hurt myself with a tool, I will do so.
But even in my worse day in the kitchen, I have failed to inflict damage upon myself or others with a frigging whisk.
Stolen from @PeeteySDee
Oh my. The shark has been officially jumped.
“Go away or I shall taunt you again with my whisk!”
What? A whisk? Dang…
Try using it other places. The bedroom for instance. Bathroom even.
Bet it could result in injury to yourself or others.
Everything is a dildo if your brave enough!
Now I cannot unsee that
If you can beat and egg with it, you can beat a man with it.
Give it a bit of time, and the Brit Police will be proudly displaying one with all the other super dangerous items they’ve confiscated- bread knives, spatulas, feather dusters…
It seems plausible that this is real, given earlier postings from UK police department proudly reporting the seizure of assault pliers. But I still wonder if it might be a fake.
I’d say 50/50 — my theory is it’s from a store that sells knives in their little housewares section, and set up their price tags to put that on EVERYTHING in housewares.
OMG, I no longer care if (former) Great Britain is overrun and destroyed. They are allowing this to proceed into the absurd.
My only request is that when they are on the precipice that we use our military (possibly nuclear weapons) to neutralize their nuclear capability. I do not want them in the hands of radicals and terrorists.
If there are any real men left in Merry Olde England, the very last act that they should perform before their fall is to detonate their nuclear weapons so as to deny them and the country itself to the muslims.
So much for:
http://www.pbs.org/show/great-british-baking-show/
Go home U.K. You’re drunk!
This is a tool of terroristic kidnapping…
you know…
being whisked away