I’m going to be in the path of totality on Monday.

If anybody wants me to wish for anything on their behalf from the Elder Gods during the human sacrifice, Venmo me $1,000 and put your request in the note.

I’ll only have four minutes and I’m going be be asking for a house, so it will need to be something quick.

 

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By J. Kb

6 thoughts on “The Eclipse on Monday”
  1. I luv how all of the “end of the world” morons are crying its gonna be 3DAYS of darkness and its the end! its the end!… so worried about the end they forget to live…. “the sky is falling! the sky is falling!

  2. I was going to Venmo you $1000 and put in a request, until you mentioned the Elder Gods.
    Sorry, but as a strict follower of the Eagle and Fatman, I cannot support any other deity in any way.

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