So last night I feel something go “bump” on the roof and not softly. Then, some movement. What the heck? Cats are not that noisy and I doubt dogs can levitate. Properly equipped, I stepped outside and clicked on my flashlight:


Somebody needs to lose some weight and learn how to properly land.

The moment the Migratory Birds Act  is finally cancelled, I am getting me a punt gun, clean the neighborhood and feed the local soup kitchen with aviary protein. Stepping almost daily in duck crap is annoying, but crash landing in my roof at Oh Dark Hundred is pushing it.



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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

6 thoughts on “Things that go bump in the night.”
  1. Correct me if I’m wrong, but that looks like a Muscovy Duck. They are endemic were I live. The smelly and multi-color duck crap they spew, ad hoc, is disgusting. My walkway has been an obstacle course on occasion. In the Florida statutes they are called “nuisance Muscovy Ducks.” I may be wrong, but I believe the law allows for their “humane” demise.

    1. Then you need to hire an animal removal service because even the Muscovies are to be removed according to FWC’s instructions and permits… yes even in your frigging land.

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