1. Everyone says you have too many alligators in Florida.

   Why don’t you just shoot the things?
   A lot easier to move after they are deceased.

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   1. 379.409 Illegal killing, possessing, or capturing of alligators or other crocodilia or eggs; confiscation of equipment.—
      (1) A person may not intentionally kill, injure, possess, or capture, or attempt to kill, injure, possess, or capture, an alligator or other crocodilian, or the eggs of an alligator or other crocodilian, unless authorized by rules of the commission.

      (4) A person who violates this section commits a Level Four violation under s. 379.401, in addition to such other punishment as provided by law.
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      379.401 4 (10-b)
      A person who commits a Level Four violation commits a felony of the third degree.

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      775.082 For a felony of the third degree, by a term of imprisonment not exceeding 5 years.

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      775.083 Fines. $5,000, when the conviction is of a felony of the third degree.

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      And Florida Fish and Wildlife has zero, I repeat, zero sense of humor or capacity for kindness to humans that touch a gator.

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      1. Maybe it is time to change the law?

         Add a nuisance animal clause?

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2. Don’t they know you’re supposed to rub its tummy till it goes to sleep?

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3. How not to put a dinosaur in your truck bed. Film at 11.

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