No matter who you are, something will always splatter inside a microwave. By the time we decide to clean the darn thing, the splatter is well cooked and hard to get. I humbly submit two ways to clean the insides of your microwave.

Method One:

1. Get a cup, fill it with water and about 3 drops of liquid dishwasher like Dawn.
2. Place cup in microwave and set it in high for 1:30 minutes.
3. Let the water come to a boil and produce steam. If needed, add 15 second increments on the timer till half the water is gone.
4. Stop microwave and let the contents rest for five minutes! Stuff is bound to be hot inside.
5. Open microwave, remove cup and you may now clean easily the inside.

Method Two:

1. Make sure the Significant Other is not home. Lock cat in the bedroom.
2. Get a cup, fill it with water and about 3 drops of liquid dishwasher like Dawn.
3. Place cup in microwave and set it in high for 4 to 5 minutes. Go have a smoke or beer.
4. Wait for sound of small explosion.
5. Stop microwave and let the contents rest for five minutes! Stuff is bound to be hot inside.
6. Open microwave, remove cup and you may now remove the water from the bottom of the microwave. The rest should be sparkling clean after the explosive pressure wash.
7. Do not tell Significant Other how you cleaned the microwave. There should be some secrets in any marriage.

“The owner of this blog is not responsible for any injury to a person or damage to property if you choose to follow any of the above methods and shit goes wrong. You are solely responsible for any injury and damage and deserve it for following instructions posted in the Interwebs.”