First Lady Melania Trump had kidney surgery 22 days ago and hasn’t been seen in public since.

This has fueled the most insane conspiracy theories up to and including that Trump beat her, she tried to commit suicide, and Trump murdered her.

https://twitter.com/imwithillary/status/1003099437571477505

Sorry, but after 3 weeks of no info on @flotus, other than a fraudulent tweet from the #OrangeClown, we are left to develop our own theories.
Here's mine:
The trip to Walter Reed was the result of a suicide attempt & she is now heavily medicated against her will.#WhereIsMelania

— Trotskyist (@trotskydc) June 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/TheDemocratCafe/status/1003094803041660929

These people have lost their fucking minds.

I now what I’m about to say will mean nothing to people with TDS, but I thought I’d weigh in on it.

I had kidney surgery in 2010.  What I had was a partial right nephrectomy.  I had a malignant neoplasm of the right kidney.  It was about the size of a large marble (18 mm).

Do you have any idea how much that fucking hurt?

No, no you do not.  Not at all.

This is a link to a stock photo of someone with a nearly identical car to mine.

I spent a week in the hospital.  I couldn’t move for three days.  I could barley walk for a week.  When they work on a kidney, they cut through most of the latimus muscle.  That is one of the ones that holds you up.

I spent two months in recovery.  I spent the first month mostly laying around in pain.

I moved in with my mom because she is a retired nurse and I needed at home nursing.  I had a drain in me for three weeks.  When I moved it flopped around and i could feel it inside me like someone was pulling on my kidney through my side.

I had to have my mom wipe my ass for three weeks until they removed the staples.  I was put on laxatives because without a intact muscles around your mid section you can’t shit.

So if the First Lady went through anything like what I did, my heart goes out to her because it sucks.  If she is doing nothing but lying around for the next three or four weeks, that’s normal.

If you are still not convinced that she’s behaving normally for someone who had kidney surgery, go donate a kidney.  You can do that while still alive.  There are people out there who need them.

Then go for a jog at the end of the week and tell me how you feel.

Anything short of that, please, shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you are talking about.