I saw a meme posted in Facebook by my friend John S. and I thought it was photoshopped pictures to show the insanity of the times we live, so I looked online.
Nope. They are real.
I AM WOKE HEALTHIER THAN THOU!
For the love of Eros and Cupid! Who the flock are you trying to fool with your wokeness? We figure you will be exchanging bodily fluids a bit later using different appendages and cavities of your bodies, so why you are trying to project you are being edgy and responsible? Was this an accurate representation of the honeymoon?
Stop being pretentious woke assholes (but I repeat myself) and take normal wedding pictures. Ten years down the road, you will ask yourself if it is time to shred the wedding album or leave it for future generations as example of the stupidity of fashion politics.
The “Naked Gun” screenshot was a nice touch.
First thing that came to my mind when I saw the meme.
Every one of these marriages is doomed to fail in five years. Put money on that.
Hey. No bet, thanks.
We had a nice wedding last year. NOBODY wore a mask. Hired a great photographer. Have wonderful wedding photos!