Steals a sign, gets caught and arrested and cannot believe it.
You have to wonder how many kids are walking out there truly believing they are not subject to the same laws as everybody else because they are “socially conscious” and should be allowed to get away with it.
I think I have mentioned before that in Africa during the revolutions of the Sixties, witch doctors would perform ceremonies on the warriors and declare them bulletproof so they could go confident into battle. I imagine the face of surprise when a properly placed .308 round made them realize the witch doctor’s juju was all BS. Probably something similar to above less the pain.