I have decided to come clean. Yes, I am getting paid by the NRA and they even threw a free Lifetime membership, a hoodie and a range bag to sweeten the deal.
As you can see, they are generous with your membership monies. Then again, I am a highly effective, well read blogger that can shape the minds of scores of people with my wit and intellect.
Not all gun bloggers are getting paid. Those who do are carefully screened and we are all sent out talking-points every morning at 6:00 am via encrypted email. Usually a YouTube video of a kitten comes with the email just to get us in the mood.
Why am I telling you this? Basically I have saved enough money to buy a chalet in Switzerland in a remote location and comes with a decent piece of land. Being Switzerland, I can buy pretty much any frigging gun I want and shoot them to my heart’s content… and the cheese and chocolates make for a nice cherry on top. Bread ain’t half bad either.
If you are planning on an European vacation, drop by and we will have some Landjäge with Emmental and a nice bottle of cold Chasselas while we make a lot of empty brass cases.
I gotta go now, I have to keep my eye on a Solothurn S-18 they have up on auction in Swiss version of Gunbroker.
11 thoughts on “Yes, I am getting paid by the NRA.”
Damn, I need to get my readership up. I could use some of that NRA goodness my self.
Only $25 an hour?
I shouldn’t say this, but I get extra perks…mostly .22LR ammo. Five bricks per pay period.
Can’t even put a price tag on .22 lr
I knew it all along that you were a shill for the gun manufacturers ! 😀
ROTFLMAO! Yeah, right…
Robb Allen gets wheelbarrows of money. You might be getting screwed.
Well, Rob also models nude… 😉
Nice one, Miguel! I’ll be moving next door to your Swiss chalet when I finally sell my bridge in Brooklyn. We can pool our land resources and put together a 1,000m rifle range. Maybe even a shoot house on the side.
Y’all know what day this is, right?
Keep the cocoa warm for me as you settle in. I’ve not been to that country yet, it’ll be fun!
The other thought I had is you were pulling a Bitcoin job and headed to the islands 😉
I’ll come visit in that case, too 😀
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