Gun Free Zone

Where a Redneck Jew, a Hispanic Catholic, and a Computer Geek write about Gun Rights, Self Defense and whatever else we can think about.

J. Kb

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Having with with people – Chinese Food Edition

Feb 11, 2018 J. Kb 4 comments

When you find out that a person eating at a Chinese restaurant takes her fortune cookie fortune seriously and then her cookie doesn’t contain a fortune, what do you do?

The right answer is:

You tell her that it means she’s going to die soon.  If she had a future, she would have a fortune, so no fortune means no future.  It’s only logical.

Bonus points if you can get the other guys at the table to back you up on this like it is a well known fact.

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Greatness Defined by Bill Maher

Feb 11, 2018 J. Kb 3 comments

The life expectancy in Haiti is 63.5 years and is ranked No. 148 in the world. 

Haiti has a literacy rate of 60.7%.

Haiti has a per capita GDP of  $729.30, and is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere, with 80% of the population in poverty.

More than 2% of Haiti’s population has HIV.

Haiti has a human development index score of 0.493 and is ranked No. 163.

The only think Haiti scores towards the top on is corruption, where it is 159 of 176 countries for most corrupt (the higher the number the more corrupt).

In Haiti’s capital of Port Au Prince, they don’t have a functioning sewer system, so workers haul away human shit from the streets by hand in buckets.

To be fair to Haiti, this puts it on par with San Francisco. 

According to Bill Maher, this means that Haiti is “Great Already.”

This is the same Bill Maher who on his show (which earned him a $6 million/year salary) said that Americans are stupid, America isn’t great, and when pressed, can’t help but mock America.

Bill Maher is the Colin Kaepernick of HBO.  He makes a huge salary to do nothing but suck and disrespect America, then explain why some HIV infected, illiterate, corrupt, third world, shithole – litter a place with puddles of shit in the streets – is better than America.  But they refuse to out of their multi million dollar mansions on the California coast.

I, and seemingly a substantial part of the rest of America, is tired of this bullshit.  Unfortunate there are enough hypocritical liberals who enjoy them shitting on America to keep these assholes rich for a long time.

 

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MSNBC’s blonde beast

Feb 9, 2018 J. Kb 5 comments

From the network that brought you George Zimmerman the “white Hispanic” comes Nancy Pelosi the “ethnic” white, millionaire.

I think Chris “the Blonde Beast” Matthews is MSNBC’S very own Reinhard Heydrich, deciding people’s race and whether or not they should be saved or have there character executed on live TV.

PS

I remember reading that a woman became a witch when she had congress with the devil. I didn’t know that meant sharing party leadership with Harry Reid.

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No way in hell

Feb 9, 2018 J. Kb 5 comments

So I’ve been thinking about that SpaceX thing.  What’s the harm in doing an interview.

Then I looked at California gun laws for real.

Fuck.  That.  State.

Pursuant to Penal Code sections 17000 and 27560, any person who moves into California with a firearm is considered a “Personal Firearm Importer” and is required by California law to do one of the following within 60 days:

Complete and submit a New Resident Report of Firearm Ownership (BOF 4010A), pdfalong with $19.00 to the California Department of Justice, Bureau of Firearms;Sell or transfer the firearm to a California licensed firearms dealer or to another individual using a California licensed firearms dealer to conduct the transaction; orSell or transfer the firearm to a California police or sheriff’s department. Persons choosing this option should contact the law enforcement agency for instructions prior to transporting the firearm to the agency.

In Illinois I had to get a FOID before possessing my guns, but a least I didn’t have to sell them to a dealer and buy them back to get them.  With my FOID I could just bring them across from Indiana in my truck.

At this point Elon Musk could offer me a million dollars a year and my choice of UCLA coed interns as my own personal dick washer, I still wouldn’t take thr job.

I’d end up in prison as someone else’s dick washer, and I just don’t need that.

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Liberal journalist makes the case for campus carry

Feb 9, 2018 J. Kb 5 comments

It’s been a while since I visited the issue of campus carry.

I’ve covered idiot professors claiming that campus carry infringes on free speech because they are afraid that gun carrying, conservative students would hear that Mao was a good guy and shoot up the place.

Of course, what we’ve actually seen is progressive students and student groups threaten conservative students with violence.

This time it was writer* Jesse Farrar who made a clear and compelling case for campus carry.

*Farrar has written articles for garbage online magazines like Deadspin as The Beer Idiot.  Technically, he gets paid to write, so that makes him a writer, but his work, just like soul, is utter shit.

Grabbed by snipping tool from Charlie Kirk, because the original tweet has been deleted.

 

Yes, you read all of that right.  This person is actually advocating that professors murder conservative students over ideological differences.

I see now why professors are scared of campus carry.

Prof: “Mao was the good guy.”

Student: “Professor, Mao starved 50 million people to death and murdered millions more in show trials.”

Prof: *Attempts to murder student for challenging Communist ideology.*

Student: *Shoots professor who is trying to strangle him.*

 

At least Farrar had the balls to admit that he’s for the mass murder of people he disagrees with.  It allows the rest of us to understand exactly what kind of person he is.

Nothing says Progressive like convincing people your ideology is right by filling graves with everybody that disagrees with you.

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Jackass baiting

Feb 9, 2018 J. Kb 9 comments

There are people that say every time Trump says something petulant that Trump is playing 3-D chess while the Democrats are playing checkers.

I can’t always believe that.

Every once in a while, I do believe that Trump is a master level Troll.

This is one of those times.

Trump’s State of the Union was fairly popular.  There were some points in it that were nothing but patriotic pablum.  Something so easy to like that there was no way it could be turned against him

The honoring of Preston Sharp, a boy who planted flags on the grave of veterans, was one of those moments.  Every American should have been able to say “good job Preston.”

The Democrats had their assholes so puckered with #Resistance that they couldn’t even applaud that.

It looked bad.

So… fast forward.  It get’s leaked to the media that Trump wants a military parade.

I honestly doubt that.  His Secretary of Kicking Ass Defense is James Mattis.  Mattis isn’t the parade type.  The parade was never going to happen.

What the news of Trump floating the idea of a parade did was make #Resistance fall all over themselves to #Resist.

DC Council members want a counter-military parade.

https://twitter.com/PeteJamison/status/961289233318207488

People are volunteering to lie in the streets like Tienanmen Square.

Saying that this is evidence of Trump being a despot.

Getting MDA founder (and I believe future CO Senate candidate) Shannon Watts to equate the military to neo Nazis.

I think this was all a ploy to get Liberals to #Resist so hard that they made themselves look like the military hating, anti-American nut jobs that they are.

Colorado is big Military state.  The Air Force Academy is in Colorado.  This tweet is going to come back and bite Shannon Watts in the ass, hard, with people.

I honestly believe Trump was baiting these jackasses into doing something stupid and they took it and ran with it.

He may not be playing 3-D chess, but he knows how to make #Resistance expose the awful shittiness within themselves.

 

 

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That boy ain’t right

Feb 8, 2018 J. Kb 1 comment

This is an excerpt from Nancy Pelosi’s 8 hour rambling yesterday.

I have kids.  I also have younger siblings.

Sometimes kids will do or say things to try to get a parent’s attention.   Kids don’t come out and say “why don’t you love me?”  They will act out in a way to get you to show them attention.

This story that Nancy Pelosi tells (I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt that it’s true) isn’t beautiful, it’s tragic.

This is a little boy who listens to his mom and grandma and the other voices in his world and has come to the conclusion that they don’t love him because he is white.  If only he were brown like his Guatemalan friend, everyone would show him love and attention.

Pelosi’s grandson has ingested the rhetoric and had developed pathology.  All he wants to do is be loved but GamGam loves the brown kids she stands up and defends for 8 hours, not him.

This story has created more white nationalist than anything Trump could have done.

This kid needs some help before he becomes a neo Nazi or overdose in a San Francisco alley.