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People Training.

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Most Exalted One (A.K.A. Missy)  by far is a good cat: She does not attack the furniture or decides that certain items are better off on the floor than the shelves or most of the typical feline quirks that makes you understand why some people use their guts for sports or musical applications.

However she is finicky with her soft food. If a can has been open for more than 2 hours, the contents shall be treated like chemical waste and considered inedible. When she gets hungry, she does her routine of big eyes and pitiful cries for more food and won’t stop till you feed her.

Just now she begged for food and gave her what was left in a can. She sniffed it and gave me a Chef Ramsey look indicating that she was not happy about the selection. I ignored her and continued doing what i was doing so she went straight to my mother’s room, played her little role and my dear mom immediately served her with a fresh can, changed her water (about 15 minutes old), gave her treats while commiserating about how bad I was for not keeping her properly fed.

Frigging cat has my mother trained. They are ***holes like that.

Another entry for the “STOP HELPING” files. (UPDATED)

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It happened following a gun-rights rally on the steps of the Washington statehouse. A dozen or so armed protestors gathered in the House gallery. One man had his finger near the trigger of a loaded pistol.

That’s when State Patrol Lieutenant Mike Eggleston stepped in.

“That’s a tactical carry of a weapon and this is a place of government,” Eggleston said to Jason McMillon. McMillon argued that he couldn’t safely sling the pistol over his shoulder.

via Tense Moments As Gun Rights Rally Spills Into Washington House Gallery | KUOW News and Information.

So why in the name of Anubis Red Panties did you think it was a good idea to be fingerf***ing you cut-down-from-rifle pistol? And dressed like a Dollar Store version of Blade Runner’s Rick Decard?

Do everybody a favor, go home, post against the NRA in your twitter feed and eat Cheetos. Let the adults do lobby work.

Update: I just got the info that this gent and some others doing the same BS were a bunch of Johnny-Come-Latelys-Ridding-Coatatils who made it hard if not impossible for the good people to do their jobs because all the attention went to the Tactical Prima Donas instead of those who were serious about reversing I-594.

Update 2: This version of “Twilight” with guns being visited by Army Surplus Store Bane were also with Blade Runner. Washington OC Idiots

 

Some people have insinuated that these idiots are not really Pro-Gun but saboteurs paid for by Bloomberg… I am still gonna go with Hanlon’s Razor but they sure make the case for the use of a tin foil helmet.

 

Oy Vey

 

Update 3: Seriously, can they be any dumber? WTF are you doing manipulating the damn rifle?

When Morons attack.

CSGV: When everything else fails, play the Race Card.

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Reading the original story seems to indicate one of those clusters funks that never end up well. The shooter was interrogated and released which means there is something else cooking that does not fit the standard version. But checking on another source, it seems that Dallas Horton might have been the victim of SWATting.

 

According to the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation, the suspect called 911 at about 4 a.m. and identified himself. He told dispatch there was a bomb in the school and he would detonate it at a certain time.

via Authorities: Sentinel Police Chief Shot During Bomb Threat Inves – NewsOn6.com – Tulsa, OK – News, Weather, Video and Sports – KOTV.com |.

We are still way early in the investigation, but the fact that the police did not arrest Mr. Horton tells us a lot. According to his Facebook page, Horton is also heavy into Online games and knowing what we know about some sore players from past experiences, the SWATting thing might not be off the track.

But CSSGV had to go with the Race card because it is the thing to do when you don’t have a stilt to balance on.

All you need to know about revolvers…

…can be found in three books. Two I have reviewed before and I just started the third one:

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Sixguns by Elmer Keith.

I just bought this one recently and I am getting a postgraduate education on the history of the revolver. Kinda freaking out what else is in there, but the book is amazing so far.

Ed McGivern's Book of Fast and Fancy Revolver Shooting

Ed McGivern’s Book of Fast and Fancy Revolver Shooting.

If you have seen Jerry Miculek in action, then you are seeing the proud flame keeper of Ed McGivern. And don’t think what is in the book only applies to exhibition shooting, but a lot of the stuff McGivern writes about applies to regular revolver shooting and even any type of sidearm.

Defensive Revolver Fundamentals Protecting Your Life With the All American Firearm

Defensive Revolver Fundamentals: Protecting Your Life With the All-American Firearm by Grant Cunningham.

Going to brass tacks here. Many claim revolver is dead as defensive weapon but I say Nay. Grant Cunningham does a great job telling you how to keep yourself safe with this “old” gun.

Oh heck, revolvers are fun. Six for sure.

So the Pope dies….

… and arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is.

The Pope: “I am the pope.”

St. Peter: “Who? There’s no such name in my book.”

The Pope: “I’m the representative of God on Earth.”

St.Peter: “Does God have a representative? He didn’t tell me …”

The Pope: “But I am the leader of the Catholic Church …”

St. Peter: “The Catholic church … Never heard of it … Wait, I’ll check with the boss.”

St. Peter walks away through Heaven’s Gate to talk with God.

St. Peter: “There’s a dude standing outside who claims he’s your representative on earth.”

God: “I don’t have a representative on earth, not that I know of … Wait, I’ll ask Jesus.” (yells for Jesus)

Jesus: “Yes father, what’s up?”

God and St. Peter explain the situation.

Jesus: “Wait, I’ll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.”

Ten minutes pass and Jesus re-enters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he’s laughing.

Jesus: “Remember that fishing club I’ve started 2000 years ago? It still exists!”

Hat Tip (and shared eternal damnation) to Tommy C.

43 people shot in Miami’s Liberty Square area in 2014. Blame the Usual Suspects.

Miami police say they consider the spike in shootings this year an “outlier.” They say major crime numbers remain low overall and put much of the blame on the end of the federal Assault Weapons Ban in 2004. Automatic gunfire from easy-to-get guns can spray hundreds of bullets in the blink of an eye.

Police say the lax gun laws leave them unable to track the number of weapons purchased or when they were bought. People purchasing weapons at gun shows or in shops are not required to register them.

Turf wars also get blame.

via Deadly square: 43 people shot in Miami’s Liberty Square area in 2014 | The Miami Herald.

Get it? The spike in murders we saw last year is because a Federal Law that expired 10 years ago. I guess it took all that time getting from D.C. to Miami in order for the Gang Bangers to get the news…Oh I am sorry, there is no such thing as gangs in Miami, they all left for places north like Chicago or L.A. And when Miami PD mention “turf wars” it is about landscapers trying to get a good price on St. Augustine grass sod at the local Home Depots. Landscapers can get nasty and you really don’t wanna see the mass casualties they can inflict with a cordless trimmer.

I really do not know who is the dumbest here, the White Shirts for coming out with so lame excuses of the reporters that act like hungry guppies and swallow those flakes of BS.