When I got to bed, the windows were open, the fan was on full speed and my side of the bed had the usual flimsy bedspread. The low was supposed to reach (and it did) of 43 degrees.

I had to wear a hoodie and socks to bed or die frozen in my sleep.

And in the meantime:

I cannot even sleep outside!

PS: I need to figure out how to start the heating in my HVAC.

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

6 thoughts on “I believe my wife was trying to kill me last night”
  1. Hahahahahaha. 43 ! Couple days ago we had -8. Todays high 36…. just had 10 inches of snow 2 days ago… ol ma nature is mad at the dems.. “climate change??” I ll show ya climate change!(turns thermostat wwwaaayyy down) THAT will show em.

    1. We live in a zone known for chinooks, where a warm air inversion can cause massive temperature swings. On sunday we were -12C, then monday we hit +13C. On Tuesdsy we wereat -16C and are expected to hit -30C by the weekend.

  2. I was playing dominos across the table from my brother in a club in Maracaibo. A mango fell out of the tree, bashing him on the head and upset all the domino tiles. I’ve even had Iguanas interfere with my game. These are local issues.

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