1. I’m guna haff ta look into just what UNICORNS eat….

   1. I heard it was dog…

2. ROFL

3. Vegitarian/vegan: a less religious way to be a self-righteous, inconvient jackass to the people around you.

   Ex: “Are your vegitarian hotdogs cooked alongside the meat hotdogs? (loud) BECAUSE I’M A VEGITARIAN!!! I HOPE YOU COOK THEM SEPERATLY!!!!

4. To all vegetarians who ask about cooking method get a complimentary pube in every bun!

   😀

   1. Remember, vegetarian is Apache for “Bad Hunter.”

5. Cultures that eat mostly vegetables don’t give a fuck because half the time they don’t shop at organically grown commune farms. They’re lucky to be eating at all, and meat is for special occasions.

   Wonder when the vegeheads figure that out.

   1. I have a few friends who have had to cut out the meat for health reason. They tend to not have this “LOOK AT ME! I’M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I DON’T EAT MEAT!!!” self righteous attitude.

      1. Invite them to a BBQ and served the grilled corn on the cob while the rest of you devour flesh. See them cry internally.

      2. Actually the BBQ idea is something I’m saving for when my friends and I stage a ‘protest’ in front of PETA HQ. We’ll have everything from the standard fare to more exotic animals on the grill in a space in front of their HQ.

         And a table showing the city permits allowing it.

         1. Exotic? Nice evil touch Sir. 🙂

6. How do you know if there is a vegan in the room? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!

Comments are closed.