Son steals car from mom to get dad from jail and go do crime, get shot for breaking into a house running from the cops.

MIAMI – Gloria Castillo told Miami detectives that her teenage son stole her black 2013 Nissan Altima to pick up his dad from jail…

…Fallat said police officers caught up to Sanchez, 45, first. The teen ran faster than his dad and broke into a nearby home. But the 82-year-old homeowner was armed, and after hearing the noise he confronted the teen, who pushed him.
“There was a scuffle,” Fallat said. “The elderly man was forced to fire.”Alexander was limping away when police officers caught up to him too. His pants ended up falling when he was in handcuffs.

Mom’s nightmare: Son steals her car, ends up shot and arrested

I swear we need COPS to stay in South Florida for at least 2 years, the episodes would be just amazing. And to add insult to injury:

Miami Fire Rescue took him to Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center with a non-life threatening injury to his buttocks. His dad was at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on Saturday.

Dad is on Felony Probation for insurance scam (In SoFla? Unheard of! /sarcasm) and he was arrested and set to jail for reasons unknown but I am guessing not enough to violate his parole.

The mango did not fall far from the tree.

Sometimes I do love Miami. You can’t make this shit up.