A mass stabbing occurred today on the campus of the University of Texas at Austin.
According to the latest reports, one student is dead, three more have been injured, and the attacker has been taken into custody.
The attacker was stopped and taken into custody when a member of Cocks Not Glocks, founded at UT Austin, defended fellow students with a large, double ended dildo.
No, wait, that last part didn’t happen.
The attack ended when a UT Austin student with a CCW permit drew his firearm causing the suspect to flee.
All the big rubber cocks and fake body armor hoodies didn’t do anything to stop people from being hurt.
A CCW permit holder with a gun did.
I guess the carrying dildos is appropriate for these students. They let everyone know who in a crisis is just a useless dick.
UPDATE: The report of the CCW stopping the stabbing is unconfirmed. I’m not taking the post down, but I will wait for further details.
Again, you have said it so well. Where’s a dildo when you need one??? Too bad there weren’t some red-shirted Moms around to defend them, huh? They must all still be in Atlanta feeling the after burn of their big workout… or maybe they’re just basking in the heat of all that hot air they blew on the media….
I’m afraid the link you used showing the student had a carry permit doesn’t seem to be working. The blog page opens and gives an error 404.
Gonna contact J.Kb. Apparently the person who initially reported was the president of the student council or something similar. She is now saying it needs confirmation.
Link to freedomfrog.com is invalid. And I don’t see any corroborating evidence this occurred other than Caleb Chappell’s tweet.
Never mind. Yall caught it.
My wife and youngest girl were all over that area (Gregory building) Friday and Saturday for the National History Day contest. Because it was a school sponsored and paid for trip, no guns. I had to ask her if she felt safe at UT Austin now. I think she’ll take the car and pay for her own room if my daughter makes state next year.