Month: June 2017

Full ESPN Followup

I wanted to post a quick followup to my earlier post about the intolerable Jordan Klepper Solves Guns special.

As it turns out, Klepper is such an intolerable, self-righteous,  progressive turd that even the writers at Salon got tired of him after 30 minutes.

Sure they praised his show and it’s crap content, but

“Regardless of how someone feels about Klepper, Sunday’s special grants the soon-to-be host a chance to discover his strengths and areas of improvement as a headliner before being thrust into the day-to-day grind. That has value.

It also provides viewers with an idea of how much of Klepper’s benignant character is bearable. An hour feels like a bit much. A half hour of his own design should work just great. That much, we can piece together.”

When the intolerable, progressive jackasses at Salon say they reached the bearable limit of Klepper’s progressive jackassary, you know that the average American was done with that crap before the first commercial break.

Klepper is apparently getting his own show to follow The Daily Show.  I didn’t think they could do worse than The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore.  I was wrong.

Dear Ms. McBath, about your race card..

Lucia McBath penned (or was penned for her, cursive and all that) a long lamentation about the expansion of Immunity from Prosecution although she keeps miscalling it “expanding Stand Your Ground.”

“Expanding Stand Your Ground would send a clear message to communities of color in Florida – that we are not welcome or safe in this state. This new law will only encourage more violence, making it easier for hate-motivated gun criminals to avoid prosecution. More than 8,000 gun-related hate crimes take place in our country every year, and now with this already deadly law expanded, I fear even more violence for Florida’s marginalized communities. The citizens of Florida deserve better than someone who kowtows to the gun lobby.”

Not welcome? A full 40% of Florida’s population is what the Liberals define as P.O.C. (People of Color) so I figure not only they are welcome, but have been downright settled for a while. S, I am sorry if we must decline you Race card since it is way over the limit.

PS: I am doing a post about the real racial figures of Florida’s Stand Your Ground. You are gonna find it quite illuminating. Wait for it tomorrow.

Apparently Gun Control pays rather well.

Take a look at this humble 4 bedroom, 5 bathroom side of the mountain abode located tat 1145 Timber Ln Boulder, CO 80304.

A nd that is just a taste, you can see more pics of the little mountain cottage here.

However, it is not for sale, it was bought in 2014 by measly $2,275,000 (Yes, that is seven figures) and according to Boulder County records, the owners are:

Yes! John and Shannon R Watts formerly of Zionsville IN!

I am not gonna say that all those trinkets, t-shirts and fundraisers from Moms Demand went to pay for this palatial Rockies’ place. I am sure their old art gallery business was sold at a premium because it made crazy money in Indiana.

And to say that it pays to be the puppet of Michael Bloomberg would be pure unfounded speculation, so don’t.

Thanks to John R.

Why is the taking of hostages a bad deal.

Because of this:

This kind of scenario does not work, even in the movies.  If you are a criminal and your otherwise perfectly planned armed robbery goes to crap and the police is blocking all exits, just go ahead and do the basic time for Armed Robbery instead of adding kidnapping and a host of other charges and even go spend the rest of the day on the morgue.

Full ESPN

Last night Comedy Central debuted an one-hour special: Jordan Klepper Solves Guns.

I watched it.  It was an hour of Poe’s Law.

The special opens with Jordan Klepper explaining in detail that he is an East Cost progressive.

“I’m enlightened, I’m progressive, and I feel like I was put on this earth to enact righteous change, AKA, I’m a 2017 comedian.”

This last part was painfully self aware.

Samantha Bee did a terrible job convincing people that she wasn’t a smug liberal by being a smug liberal on CNN with Jake Tapper making this face:

Bee, like Klepper, is a veteran of The Daily Show.  Even the New York Times had to admit that Samantha Bee’s not funny but preachy and self-righteous brand of progressive comedy rubbed people such the wrong way that it helped cost Hillary Clinton the election.

Not 30 seconds into the special, Klepper admits that he’s from the Samantha Bee ilk.

Then he says he wants to solve guns.  Not gun crime.  Guns.  His show is about trying to convince America to give up its guns.

This is the same guy that called the NRAAM the “Comic-Con of Death.”  He admits he hates guns.

It gets worse from there.

Within the first six minutes, he pushes the NRA blood libel (yes, I’m going to start calling it that) that 1) politicians are held hostage/controlled by the NRA, and 2) the NRA is responsible for America’s gun crime.

Then, in typical Daily Show interview gotcha tactics, he tells an NRA official right to his face that guns are for men with little dicks.

He wants to meet some gun owners so uses the SPLC website to track down the Georgia Militia.  Because of course that is what a progressive who wants to make enemies with the Heartland does.  Later when he tries to swing the opinion of a “moderate” gun owner, he writes anti gun messages on a car and goes around a track with it because gun owners love NASCAR (his words).

He jumps from liberal stereotype about gun owners to liberal stereotype about gun owners.  But he knows they are stereotypes.  He has to know he’s not approaching these people like people, and is only going to rub them the wrong way.

He fakes wanting to learn about guns so meets up with up with tactifool Pat McNamara.  Why?  Because rather than find a good firearms instructor, he finds a YouTube idiot.

If I were going to do a parody about about an out-of-touch, Liberal comedian from NYC who tries to ban guns, I’m not sure I would have done a single thing differently.

For all the talking he does about the 33K gun deaths in the US, he never talks about Chicago’s crime issue, “Snitches Get Stitches” in Baltimore, or any of the other locales where gun crime is a real problem.

He hates guns, he says that several times, and so he goes after law abiding gun owners.

Towards the end he tries to push that he has a big win that most Americans support background checks, but doesn’t differentiate between background checks as we have them now and the most extreme form of universal background check regulation that anti-gunners want.

It wasn’t funny.  It was obnoxious.

It wasn’t going to win hearts and minds.  It was something for Blue State liberals who already agree with him to watch and feel good about.

It was Comedy Central going full ESPN on the issue of guns.

Considering the ratings drop of ESPN since it started getting into politics, I have a bit of advice for Comedy Central.