Via 90 Miles

I think I am gonna stand with what I said before: There were mistakes on both sides.

The toy company Mattel has released a diverse line of more modem Ken Dolls. 

This includes “metrosexual” man bun Ken.

Like usual, Barbie’s partner Ken is sold separately.  Now Barbie comes with GI Joe.

FISHERS, Ind. – Fishers police arrested a gas station clerk for intimidation after they say he held a shoplifting suspect at gunpoint. Police received a call about a theft at the BP gas station near the intersection of East 131st Street and SR 37 around 10:45 a.m. on Tuesday. Police tell FOX59 that a man suspected of shoplifting walked out of the BP, and the clerk decided to follow him outside of the store. That’s when police say the clerk pulled a gun on the suspected shoplifter.Police arrested the shoplifting suspect for theft, and they also arrested the clerk for intimidation.

Source: Fishers gas station clerk arrested for intimidation after police say he held theft suspect at gunpoint | Fox 59

The title of the post is a bad parraphrase from Jim Cirillo’s quote

”You are not sworn to endanger your life to apprehend a dangerous criminal, nor you are paid to do it.”

And to get your gun out to rescue a Twinkie is just plain stupid and full of consequences you will be tasting soon enough.

Let’s say this was a violation of The Rules Of Stupid.

Hat Tip @outredneckthat

No, not The Onion:

The leadership of the Orlando LEO institutions are a joke. I understand that The House of The Mouse and related business are the ones paying the bills, but it seems that Chief LEOs and top Honchos are ignorant of weapons to the point of ridicule and it does not help that they actually do a Social Media release using Toddler Talk rather than addressing people in a professional manner. Of course, if they are not behaving like idiots, it means they think the regular citizens are idiots that need to be spoken to like they were 4 year olds.

The firearm in the picture (That they at least admit is not the gun recovered) is a Mossberg International 715P Pistol in .22LR, not a rifle . And you are in the Gunshine State, did you think you people in the State would not know the difference?

My wife wasn’t the biggest fan of my last post, as tongue-in-cheek as I tried to make it.  So as a reprieve, I’m going to let out my usual rage monster.

The Emperor’s New Clothes is a children’s story by Hans Christian Andersen.  In it, two con artists sucker a king out of his money by “selling” him an beautiful suit of clothes that is invisible to stupid people.  The king can’t see the clothes, but doesn’t want to seem stupid, so plays that he can see the clothes.  He throws a parade to show off his new suit and all the people ooh and ahh, pretending they can see the suit too so they don’t seem stupid.  The hero of the story is the little kid that is the first to say the king is naked and reveal the con.

It feels like in the current, post modern era, we are living in the universe of The Emperor’s New Clothes.

This is the Romphim.  It is a romper for men.  There is not a single man in middle America who goes to work and does something productive for society that would be wear that.  Ever.

This is a picture from Fashion Week.  It is the ugliest thing I’ve seen.  What woman in middle America would do that to her face, unless she was suffering from severe daddy issues?

Here is a video about how terrible modern art is.

Here is a picture of Kathy Griffin doing post modern comedy.

Emma “Mattress Girl” Sulkowicz, no longer in the spotlight for promoting a rape hoax, is now a performance artist with a BDSM show about Trump.

What is it that we are told about high fashion and modern art?  If you don’t understand it it is because you are not sophisticated enough.

Here a bunch of unemployable gender studies major SJWs from Evergreen State looking like a bunch of clowns about to bash your Nazi face in.

Why were they protesting? Because they got called out for wanting to kick white people off campus because that is discrimination and segregation.

Obama wanted us in the Paris Accords which would have cost the US over $2.5 Trillion and MAYBE cause a reduction in global climate change by 0.05 degrees 100 years from now.

This was the same president that pushed healthcare reform that was insolvent from the start.

This is the same ideology that tells us that Islamic Terrorism is caused by poverty and “Western imperialism” and has nothing to do with Islam.

Have you ever noticed how all these types of people tend to hand out together?  Hillary Clinton, Lena Dunham, Obama, Anna Wintour?

Modern Progressive society is a bunch of wealthy people, who think they are kings, hanging out together, living in a bubble where they think all their ideas are the best.  It’s all a farce but they all buy into it.

When someone calls them out on their bad ideas, they react, sometimes violently.  They say that the people who don’t understand them are stupid, knuckle dragging, provincial, fly-over state, rubes, who are racist and bigoted.

Here’s the thing.  We can all see the king’s dick.  He’s waving it in the breeze and we’re sick and tired of having to say how nice his suit is when all we can focus on is wrinkly royal ballsack.

We’re tired of being berated and attacked for wanting to address real issues.

You wan’t to understand the Red State/Blue State divide?  Here is is.

We’re done with seeing the king’s dick and really need him to put on some fucking pants.

You can hear the sphincter tightening up.

My news feed at work popped up with this headline A Model Shared Her Bathing Suit Photos To ‘Offend’ Body-Shamers.  It was sponsored by Refinery29 which is a fashion and social justice online magazine.

My first thought was “oh god, what sort of land-whale do they have parading around trying to me a model this week?”

The answer is “a hot one.”

Offends?  I think she spelled “turns on” wrong.

I was reminded of the controversy when Sports Illustrated made Ashley Graham their cover girl for their swimsuit edition, because she was a size 16.  How dare SI put this fat disgusting pig on the cover of their magazine.

This one:

All I can say is:

I’m not understanding what the problem is here.

How is she considered anything but gorgeous?  The Greatest Generation would have painted her on the noses of their B-17’s before bombing the Nazis into submission.

Then it dawned on me.  Way back in the early 1970’s, President Richard Nixon though that terrible woman’s fashion was a conspiracy by gay men that hated women to make them look ugly.  Really.

I don’t think he was all that wrong.  I just think the conspiracy has evolved.

*Dons tinfoil hat*

I think that gay fashion designers have been trying to gaslight straight men into thinking that these skinny, anorexic supermodels are hot.

How better to normalize gayness than making straight men get all hot and bothered by waify models that are practically indistinguishable from twinks?

If you can’t tell a female supermodel from a boy does it really matter which one you are attracted to?

I for one am not falling for this.  You can’t tell me that there is something wrong with a model that is undeniably a woman (and at least 10% boobs by volume).

It’s time we take back the culture, one full figured woman at a time.

#BringBackTheGirls

*P.S. This is post is at least 50% tongue-in-cheek.