Month: January 2018

Why Can’t I find stuff like this? 

PINE, Ariz. (KSAZ) – Authorities say military explosives were buried for two decades before being found by construction workers in Northern Arizona.The ATF says the military explosives were found by a construction crew in a rural area of Pine, Arizona on October 25, 2017.The military explosives found at the scene include:
80 M112 blocks of military C4 explosive
Nine M18A1 Claymore antipersonnel mines with firing devices
One roll of military detonating cord

Source: ATF: Military explosives unearthed in Northern Arizona – Story | KSAZ

I dig and only get dirt and some people hit jackpot.

Not saying anything, but nine claymores are an odd number. I won’t cast aspersions as somebody developing sticky fingers… LOL

“Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Be President.” (No, not a South Park episode.)

On the afternoon of November 8, 2016, Kellyanne Conway settled into her glass office at Trump Tower. Right up until the last weeks of the race, the campaign headquarters had remained a listless place. All that seemed to distinguish it from a corporate back office were a few posters with right-wing slogans.
Conway, the campaign’s manager, was in a remarkably buoyant mood, considering she was about to experience a resounding, if not cataclysmic, defeat. Donald Trump would lose the election — of this she was sure — but he would quite possibly hold the defeat to under six points. That was a substantial victory. As for the looming defeat itself, she shrugged it off: It was Reince Priebus’s fault, not hers.

Source: Michael Wolff’s ‘Fire and Fury’: Inside Trump’s White House

You know they have totally lost their minds when they have to plagiarize a whole season of South Park to make a “hard-hitting” article like this.

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen: NYMag.com is basically reprising what poor Mr. Garrison was trying to do last season as he got into running for President as a joke and before he realized it, he was a contender. After that, he did his best to lose the election by saying the most outlandish shit and even selecting Bruce/Caitlin Jenner as running mate, but he won anyway.

I wonder if South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone would take it to court or just simply laugh it off.

Do you remember when the Media was respected? Me neither, I can’t think that far back anymore.

I swear they are sniffing glue.

Oh yes, he looks totally trustworthy.

He looks like he is about to make an appearance as “Suspect #2 charged with public intoxication and public indecency” in an episode of COPS.

 

Medical supplies for ISIS

So I had another one of my patented bad ideas today (if I don’t tell you guys, who can I tell).

I’d love to get a bunch of butt plugs and package them up with some instructions, in boxes marked “medical supplies” and ship them to Syria.

The instructions should say (in Arabic):

Rectal Tourniquet

In case of traumatic injury to the lower abdomen, insert rectal tourniquet into anus to prevent blood loss through the bowel.  

The only thing I can think of better than some ISIS terrorist dying a painful death from a gut shot are his buddies shoving a butt plug up his ass on the battlefield while he does it.

Colorado priorities

Attorney General Jeff Sessions has undone an Obama policy protecting people in states with lax Marijuana laws from federal prosecution.

The Trump administration doesn’t like the idea of states violating federal law, apparently.

The Colorado Senate Democrats responded with this Tweet.

That is really fucking rich coming from the same cocksuckers who drove Magpul out of Colorado at the height of the gun boom.

Like they give a shit about small businesses and taxes.

Support the Second Amendment? Fuck your company.

Sell pot in violation of federal law? Dems got your back.

The state of the media

I got linked from one site to an article in the Daily Kos.

When I got to the Daily Kos, I got hit with a popup.

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Yes, that is a petition to get Trump banned from Twitter.

This is a news organization calling for the President of the United States to be banned from a site where he can express his opinion publicly.

I know Twitter is a private company and the First Amendment… private business… not limiting free speech… whatever.

This is an American news site wanting to ban the President from expressing himself on social media.

Again.

This is an American news site wanting to ban the President from expressing himself on social media.

One more time so it sinks in.

THIS IS AN AMERICAN FUCKING NEWS SITE WANTING TO BAN THE FUCKING PRESIDENT FROM SOCIAL FUCKING MEDIA.

This is the state of the media in America right now.

Bill Nye the oppression guy

California has some of the highest energy costs in the country, not because they are short on electricity, but because by mandating that so much of it comes from expensive green technologies, it costs a lot to generate.

Consequently, the costs to business is enormous, which among other factors, is driving business out of the state.

Bill Nye has a solution to this.

If you live in a state like Texas, Florida, or Tennessee, where jobs are booming, California, New York, and Illinois are going impose sanctions on you like you are a foreign country, because state’s rights or something.

I’m not sure how this would be legal and all without an act of Congress.

Seeing as how this would be an act by an oppressive state to punish those who fled to or live in a free state, I’d like to suggest the name of this proposed law be The Fugitive Carbon Footprint Act.  It seems fitting.