Month: July 2019

Remaking and Recasting Movies: The Fight for Equality.

With all the bitching around and moaning about recasting old characters along politically correct lines and racial themes, I figured Hollywood should even out things by recasting white people for the remake of black movies or the main character is black.

Here a short list of suggestions.

Mandingo: Chris Hemsworth
Roots: Colin Farrel as Kenny ” Kunter” Kent and the Irish Slavery story.
Cleopatra Jones: Christina Hendricks
Shaft: Robert Downey Jr.
Malcom X: Kenau Reeves
Superfly: Adam Sandler
Coming To America: Steve Buscemi
The Color Purple: Britney Spears
Ray: John Cusack
Waiting to Exhale: The Cast of Steel Magnolias.
Sister Act: Sally Fields (and you know why)
Purple Rain: Vanilla Ice
In The Heat Of The Night: Gary Oldman as Mr. Tibbs.
Beverly Hills Cop: David Spade.
Black Panther: Jason Statham. (Mark T.)

Just  thought. You can add your own re-casting ideas in the comments.

This is what passes for the Modern Gun Rights Fighter (Gun Culture 3.0 )

There is so much stupid and ignorance concentrated in this tweet, I can’t process it without a welding mask.

Sorry, but GOA has an impressive batting record in Congress like mine at the plate: Big fat zero. If you don’t know this, you have been ignoring what’s have been going in congress for the past decades. Allow me to quote from their Wiki page:

Gun Owners of America was founded in 1975 by the NRA board member and California state senator H. L. Richardson when legislation to ban all handguns was introduced in California.[8] Richardson continues to serve as the chairman of Gun Owners of America. Richardson also founded Gun Owners of California, which deals specifically with gun ownership rights in California.[9] GOA’s current executive director as of 2018 is Erich Pratt, son of the previous director Larry Pratt, who also hosts GOA’s audio webcast, Live Fire.

So how’s California doing on gun rights? So not very effective, are they?

The National Association for Gun Rights has been from the get-go what appears to be a suspicious fundraising tool for a noble cause: Dudley Brown’s pockets. They talk a tough talk, but they are worse that GOA just because they actually fucked up favorable legislation the few times they have intervened. I do believe there is still a “shoot on sight” in Colorado after NAGR screwed up the loosening of the Magazine Cap limit law in the state.

Pink Pistols as fantastic as they are and have my support, they are not a Lobby group, nor they have the numbers.

And please notice that the author fails to mention the Second Amendment Foundation who actually goes to court and gets bloodied fighting Second Amendment cases. But lawyers in bow ties do not look tactical and must be laughed and ignored.

Now, none of this is new. This is on the record for many years now but we have Gun Culture 3.0 that only gets information via memes and tweets forsaking any depth and accepting it as if they were the tablets brought down from the mountain by Gaston Glock.

We are seriously screwed..

Tip of the Day: You don’t know what your attacker looks like.

HIALEAH, Fla. – A man died Sunday morning after he was wounded during a heated argument at an apartment building in Hialeah.
Lt. Eddie Rodriguez, a spokesman for the Hialeah Police Department, said the conflict was between a landlord and his tenant — a man in his 90s.
Rodriguez said the tenant is accused of stabbing the landlord during the dispute at 1025 W. 76th St., near the McDonald Water Park.
The victim was airlifted to Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center, where doctors pronounced him dead.

Man stabbed to death during landlord-tenant dispute in Hialeah, police say

Proving once again that it is not the tools but the individual. And thinking that the grandpa-looking gentleman was not going to be a danger of death or grave bodily harm was a fatal mistake.

Again, the words of Delf “Jelly Bean” Bryce come to mind.

“Greet everyone you meet with a smile in your face and murder in your heart.”

And also, be polite. Cost you nothing and may avoid unnecessary bleeding.

This is what happens when you let them throw milkshakes

In case you missed the news over the weekend, from KIRO 7, Tacoma, Washington local news:

Tacoma police kill man who was allegedly trying to set fire to detention center

An armed man was killed, stopped by police while allegedly trying to burn down Tacoma’s Northwest Detention Center.

The violence forced people to cancel a planned immigrants’ rights rally ahead of expected roundups of illegal immigrants across the country.

The man who was killed has been identified as 69-year-old Willem Van Spronsen, of Vashon Island.

“He was throwing incendiary devices at the detention center, trying to get it to start a fire,” said Tacoma police Officer Loretta Cool.

She says when the building wouldn’t catch fire, the man crossed the street and started throwing the devices on parked cars.

“One of the cars caught on fire and was fully engulfed in flames when officers arrived,” Cool said.

At some point, four officers opened fire on the man. But they lost sight of him.

“So the officers retreated, took up cover and when they saw him, not only did he have the rifle, he had a satchel, um, and then he had some road flares on him,” said Cool. “So the officers weren’t sure what he had in the satchel.”

When they finally approached, he was dead.

For more honesty, it is best to turn to non-US news.  This is the headline from the Independent in the UK.

Armed 69-year-old ‘antifascist’ shot dead after firebombing immigration centre
Van Spronsen was described locally as a committed anarchist and antifascist

A rifle-armed 69-year-old has been fatally shot by the police after throwing incendiary devices at an immigration centre in Tacoma, Washington

Officers were called to the privately run prison at around 4am where the man, identified in local media as Willem Van Spronsen of Vashon Island, had set a vehicle alight with the explosives.

He is also believed to have attempted to ignite a large propane tank outside the building.

His target, the Tacoma Northwest Detention Centre, has long served as a holding facility for migrants as they are about to be deported.

The news site Heavy.com has more details on Van Spronsen that are very relevant.  

Will Van Spronsen was a member of the anarchist collective called the Puget Sound Anarchists. He was also involved in the left-wing militia group known as the Puget Sound John Brown Gun Club.

The Puget Sound Anarchists wrote, “All we know about what lead up to this comes from the cops, who are notoriously corrupt and unreliable sources for such a narrative.”

“We find his actions inspiring. The vehicles outside the detention facility are used to forcibly remove people from their homes and deport them, often to situations where they will face severe danger or death. Those vehicles being destroyed is only a start of what is needed,” the Puget Sound Anarchists wrote. “We wish the fires Will set had freed all the inmates and razed the entire Northwest Detention Center to the ground. And we miss our friend and wish from the bottom of our hearts that his action had not ended in his death.”

Here is Van Spronsen in a JBCG hat at a protest.

Van Spronsen left an “audio manifesto” on Bandcamp, but all I’m getting out of it is some idiot rambling with a guitar.

He also left a “good-bye letter” which has been published online.

Willem Van Spronsen has become a martyr and a hero to Antifa of the Pacific North West.

It’s Going Down is a website and a “digital community center from anarchist, anti-fascist, autonomous anti-capitalist and anti-colonial movements.”

They have published several tributes to Van Spronsen on the site.

Statement from CrimethInc. on the recent death of Willem Van Spronsen, who was killed by Tacoma police after attempting to set fire to buses at the Northwest Detention Facility in Tacoma, Washington.

On July 13, Willem Van Spronsen was killed by police while apparently taking action to disable the fleet of buses that serve the Northwest Detention Center, a private immigration detainment facility. His final statement, reproduced below, conveys that he was acting in response to the continuous raids and deportations carried out by Immigration Customs and Enforcement (ICE). His action occurred on the one-year anniversary of a hunger strike inside the Northwest Detention Center and an encampment outside…

Every day, mercenaries around the world risk their lives in service to the agenda of the rich and powerful, obeying orders thoughtlessly, squandering their capacity to think rationally, to feel compassion, to take responsibility for their actions. Millions of people kill and die every year simply to increase the wealth and power of the tyrants who manipulate them. Willem Van Spronsen chose to think for himself. He took personal responsibility and did what he could to put an end to what he recognized as injustice. He did not use the Nuremburg defense to excuse his actions the way that every police officer and prison guard does.

In those regards, what he did was heroic.

Puget Sound Anarchists also published their eulogy of Van Spronsen.

We Are The Fire That Will Melt ICE – Rest in power, Will Van Spronsen

Early this morning around 4am our friend and comrade Will Van Spronsen was shot and killed by the Tacoma police. All we know about what lead up to this comes from the cops, who are notoriously corrupt and unreliable sources for such a narrative. The story that we do have is that Will attempted to set fire to several vehicles, outbuildings and a propane tank outside the Northwest Detention Center in Tacoma which houses hundreds of immigrants awaiting hearings or deportations. He successfully set one vehicle on fire and then exchanged gunfire with Tacoma police officers who fatally shot him. He was pronounced dead on the scene. We find his actions inspiring. The vehicles outside the detention facility are used to forcibly remove people from their homes and deport them, often to situations where they will face severe danger or death. Those vehicles being destroyed is only a start of what is needed. We wish the fires Will set had freed all the inmates and razed the entire Northwest Detention Center to the ground. And we miss our friend and wish from the bottom of our hearts that his action had not ended in his death.

Antifa in the area are driving and parading around with a bedsheet spray-painted in his honor.

Seattle Antifa also eulogized him on their Facebook page.

 

I have written about the John Brown Gun Club and Rednec Revolt before.  Once in 2017 when they first made the news then again just two weeks ago when Vox gave them a platform.

CNN covered them favorably, which is strange given CNN’s usual anti-gun hatred.  I guess brandishing assault weapons is just fine when you are a radical leftist.

I also covered how the media was so favorable to Antifa when they started throwing milkshakes.

Two weeks.

It took two weeks for the media justifying throwing milkshakes and the beating of Andy Ngo to a member of Antifa to trying to firebomb a detention center.

From milkshakes to Molotov cocktails in 14 days.

This is what happens when they are allowed to encouraged to throw milkshakes.  It emboldens them to throw more damaging things.

Fortunately,  the only person here killed was Van Spronsen.  Next time, other people may not be so lucky.

 

Ode to Magnesium Citrate (Beverage Alert)

Found it in Facebook and being Monday, I figure you will need this.


 

I’d like to apologize in advance for what you are about to read.

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked…

12:05 pm: It’s time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR and you don’t want to be a coward in front of your older brother’s friends. It’s suppose to be grape flavored but it’s becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life. You are already regretting this decision.

12:06 pm: You deep throat a cupcake like you’ve been saving it for the apocalypse because let’s face it…that time is here. It’s going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don’t care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You’re about to enter a very dark period in your life.

12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of crap in your colon and you basically just drank the “safe for humans” version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it’s time. You’re wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser. Take note…this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.

12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it’s boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you…you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can’t run… NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3…2…1…

12:58 pm: Sweet Mary, mother of God…is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The crap / water mixture you’ve just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down. Is that blood? False alarm. That’s just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving…when you were 5. The smell is horrid…the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your butthole to soften the blow but it’s not working. The whole house just heard your liquid shart as it gurgled out of your ass.

1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything’s a blur. You have shit out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800’s, and your butthole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it. You’re now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm’s reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats. You meet Jesus.

8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they’ve seen in the last 8 hours. You’re broken. Your butthole’s broken. Your spirit’s broken. Life as you know it will never be the same. But…tomorrow’s a new day. You’re going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn’t have a shit stain on it, and you’re going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left…and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You’ve earned it.