This trend needs to stop (Language Warning)
According to People Magazine, Chasten Buttigieg, the husband to former Democratic Presidential Candidate Pete Buttigieg is writing a memoir.
It is titled I Have Something to Tell You.
The man is a 30-year-old middle school teacher in an Indiana town of 50,000 people.
What the fuck does he have to write a memoir about?
I Have Something to Tell You: A Memoir
“I let a famous politician bust a nut inside me. I decided to write this book so I can cash out from his fan base. Also, Mike Pence hates me (even though he’s never been anything but polite to me). The End.”
It can’t be anything more than that, can it?
In a way, I can’t blame the guy. This is the new racket. Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris, there is a growing list of people who have built a financial, pop-culture, and even political carrier from the humble roots of letting some more charismatic person jizz in them.
The problem I have with this is that this is America. We fought a war so we wouldn’t have to listen to someone whose only qualification is being some leader’s dick receptacle.
I cannot abide another person becoming an influencer or policymaker just because they were the cock repository for a popular politician I never voted for.
This trend really needs to stop.