I'm just going to leave this here. pic.twitter.com/If8RAJ38ot

— Five Times August (@FiveTimesAugust) March 7, 2021

So here is the final update.  THE PACKAGE FINALLY ARRIVED AT ITS DESTINATION!

Let’s see how long and where did the PRIORITY package go. Here is the tracking:

From Miami to California to Alabama to finally Mississippi. And what it is supposed to be 2-3 days, it stretched to 8 and only because I  started to scream the next day when I could not get tracking info.

Next package I send, I will post a warning label that goes:

DEMOCRATIC PARTY MAIL IN VOTING BALLOTS
PLEASE DELIVER PROMPTLY.

That will get overnighted for sure.

The thing is I can still post (Well, maybe after I publish this, I will get the hard time). I did get another 90 without the possibility of going live, which is something I don’t do.  I am collecting more medals that a North Korean general.

Oh, what standard I violated?

I can post any Hitler or Stalin meme and remain a productive member of Zuckland. I posted that cartoon and now I need a BotLawyer.

Oy!

Ohio State University Starts OnlyFans Seminar

Are you working hard or hardly working? That’s the question to ask yourself if you’ve enrolled in Ohio State University’s OnlyFans seminar, which encourages students to get informed and involved in the world of online sex work as a part of OSU’s Sex Week (designed to promote safe and healthy sexual habits).

We think this is a great idea to get curious students more informed on the world of sex work and how they can possibly make some extra money. We just hope the students are okay with possibly seeing their classmates, um, reveal it all. That sounds like it might be a little awkward.

Sarcastic me says “at least the college is teaching money making life skills.”

But that sardonic honestly reveals just how fucked up society has become.

Forget jobs with honor and dignity thar benefit society.  That notion from ancient philosophy (the Greeks, Romans, ancient Jewish sages, Christian philosophers, all wrote about the idea of dignity through good work and being a productive citizen), that’s obsolete.

All that matters today is fame and money so why not learn how to properly light your asshole when you shove a cucumber in it in front of a Webcam for thousands of paying subscribers.

We are in the end stages of civilization, indulging in decadence before our inevitable collapse.

This is from the wife of the worst mayor in New York City history:

As attacks on Asian American communities continue, we’re asking New Yorkers to show up for their neighbors and intervene when witnessing hateful violence or harassment. I know that can be frightening when you aren’t sure what to do or say, but you can learn.

— Chirlane McCray (@NYCFirstLady109) March 6, 2021

She’s talking about attacks like this one in on Queens:

That’s a lot of potentially lethal violence.

So what specifically does McCray suggest people do?

She has a list:

1. Distract. Take attention away from the person causing harm, the hate crime or incident survivor, or situation itself.

Just try interrupting it. Ignore the harasser and engage directly with the person who is being targeted by asking a question like, “What time is it?”

— Chirlane McCray (@NYCFirstLady) March 6, 2021

2. Delegate: Scan a situation to assess risk and determine how to best intervene, and delegate tasks.​​

Take a look at your surroundings. If you can, find someone in a position of authority, tell them about the situation and ask if they can help.

— Chirlane McCray (@NYCFirstLady) March 6, 2021

3. Document: Support a person in crisis by recording on your phone or writing notes, but please don’t share a video without the consent of the person being harmed.​

Say the date and time, and show the location if you can. Most importantly, keep a safe distance!

— Chirlane McCray (@NYCFirstLady) March 6, 2021

4. Delay: Check in with the survivor after the incident. This shows them that they are valued.

This is a great way to support your neighbor if you aren’t feeling confident in the moment. Ask how they’re doing, if they need support or if you can help them file a report.

— Chirlane McCray (@NYCFirstLady) March 6, 2021

5. Direct: Respond directly to the aggressor or physically intervene and only after assessing the situation. Be confident, assertive, calm.

This is risky, but sometimes all we can do is speak up. If the harasser responds, try your best to focus on assisting the person targeted.

— Chirlane McCray (@NYCFirstLady) March 6, 2021

Now watch this attack on an Asian man in San Francisco:

Three assailants, lots of punches and kicks.

Tell me how distracting these three men will go?

Will they give up attacking that elderly man and attack me instead?

Will they kick the shit out of both of us?

Am I just supposed to watch this unfold and record it on my cellphone so the police can do nothing later?

These thugs are doing this in a place with a security camera, it’s clear they don’t give a shit about getting caught.

If they see me recording it, will they kick the shit out of me to stop me from being a witness?

I’d be happy to intervene on behalf of an elderly man getting beaten up and robbed.  The thing is, any intervention is going to require me as an individual to have superior force to three violent individuals, which means gun.

The problem is, in NYC or San Francisco, or all the places where this anti-Asian violence is rampant, are anti-gun.  So the violent criminals have the upper hand which is precisely why this happens.

If you want me to step up and help my neighbors when I see them get attacked, I can do that, I just need concealed carry, legal protections when I use lethal force in the defense of the innocent, and protection from BLM/Antifa when I ventilate some thugs.

But since I’m not going to get any of that, your requests just put me in danger.

I am still trying to figure out why both camps have to be mutually exclusive when they are not even in the same zip code of argument.

Is the Kung Flu killing people? Yes it is. Not in the numbers that some predicted, not even close, but half a million is nothing to sneeze at. So, if a vaccine is developed that can save people, hell yes, it has my approval.

On the other hand, is the vaccine harming/killing people? The answer again is yes  and again not in the numbers  some people are trying to panicky banter about. Newsflash: All vaccines and medications will have a small percentage of people affected or killed. Penicillin was the great savior of humanity, the true Magic Bullet, yet to this day, you will be asked by a medical personnel taking your history if you are allergic to it because some folks, as miniscule minority, will go into anaphylactic shock and die if they get penicillin.

Fernando was a friend of mine, about the same age and with a streak for being a humorous asshole. Like many kids in our generation, he was given a battery of available vaccines for sicknesses that 20 or 30 years earlier were decimating boys and girls. We both had the polio vaccine and whereas I had no issues, he actually developed the sickness and was confined for the rest of his life to a wheelchair.

Life does not come with a 100% guarantee or your reincarnation back. Shit Happens. And if you are a member of the Gun Culture, I should not need to explain this to you.

Now both sides grow up and quit fussing about useless shit.

We need to support Cuomo at all costs. He needs to remains as the duly elected governor of New York for no other reason than he is making look almost every Republican Governor good.

With Cuomo still seated in Albany, the Democrats cannot engage in attacks against Governors like Abbot and DeSantis without looking like bigger idiots than usual. DeSantis was accused by the “Doctor” nutjob of fudging the COVID death numbers, but at the endo of the day it was Cuomo’s people who actually did that. While Cuomo instituted very regulated and restricted vaccine  protocols and locations, DeSantis has pretty much allowed any pharmacy with trained staff in the state to deliver the vaccine.   While the economy of the Empire State has taken major blows due to the unnecessary shutdown, and will need substantial congressional pork (paid by us!) to come out of it. DeSantis mitigated that economic impact by not transforming the state into a mandatory wasteland.  And after all the fuck ups, Cuomo is above the law with nobody having the balls to call for an investigation, while Desperately Seeking Nomination Nikki Fried is asking the FBI to investigate DeSantis because she does not like the vaccine distribution campaign.

So yes, say it loudly: I SUPPORT GOVERNOR CUOMO!