J. Kb

Watch your six

There have been two of these attacks caught on video on the last few days.

 

 

Mobs of teenagers running up behind a lone victim to jump him from behind and beat him up.

Security requires the use of all of your senses.

Pay attention to the sounds around you.

Listen for the sound of people running up behind you.

Try to scan behind you occasionally.  You do it when you drive, do it when you walk.

And carry and be prepared to defend yourself.

Don’t be the victim of some teenage thugs who think jumping and kicking a guy in the head is a game.

Another J. Kb policy

 

I swear to God, my administration will drop a MOAB on the WEF and then I’ll have KAG hunt down and kill every last surviving member of the WEF and their families.

Pitbull mauling caught on video

 

I love dogs.

I will shoot an unleashed pitbull.

Remember, not everything that was ts to kill you in the city walks on two legs.

We can take the British

 

In the land of the disarmed, the man with the gardening implement is king.

We could take them in a long weekend.

Anyone who joins me can be a duke.

On spineless Republicans

On my previous political post, How Republicans win, reader Elrod posted this:

“The more Republicans do Republican things, the more Republicans win elections.”

Absolutely. Now all we need is actual Republicans, preferably with factory-installed large-diameter spines, to replace the fake Republicans we seem to be stuck with everywhere.

Let me explain where the spinelessness comes from.

Here’s the game.

Career politicians want to get rich.

You get rich through book deals, speaking fees, IPOs, lobbying gigs, board memberships, etc.

Those corporate boards, publishers, banks, the booking agencies for the speaking tours, are all controlled by the Left.

The country club boards and college admissions boards are owned by the Left.

If you want to cash out, you have to be nice to the Left.

If you want to get membership to the nice country club or have your kid admitted to the best college, you have to be nice to the Left.

Republicans that do Republican things don’t cash out nearly as much.

The advantage Trump had is that he already was a billionaire with his own country clubs.

He couldn’t be bribed.

The problem was that Trump could be flattered.

If you want a Republican who will be a Republican, you need someone who isn’t susceptible to bribery or flattery.

That’s a hard man (or woman) to find.

My problem in politics is that I’m a raging fucking psychopath.

What I want is to punish my enemies.

I don’t want a mansion and millions, I want to drop JDAMs on hedgefund managers who outsource jobs to China.

They’ll never let me be President.

 

 

Patch processing issues

It’s come to my attention that there are some outstanding patch orders that need to be shipped.

 

From the bottom of my heart, I apologize for the delay.

I’ve gotten into the habit of checking for orders on Sundays when sitting down to pay and mail all my other bills.

I’ve been using my phone because that’s where all my banking apps are.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t seeing the shopping cart with my WordPress app, so I was missing orders.

I take full responsibility for this oversight.

I promise you that all outstanding orders will be processed this weekend (I’m currently put of town, escaping the snow in Florida) and I’ll add in an extra patch as my way of saying sorry.

Again, my sincerest apologies and thank you for supporting the blog.

The logic of gun free zone advocates

 

If the sign was the proper size, the violent criminal would have obeyed it.

The solution, of course, is to make the sign bigger.  Then, next time, the criminal will see it and obey it.

Works every time, 0% of the time.