J. Kb

Zoolander theory

My news feed at work popped up with this headline A Model Shared Her Bathing Suit Photos To ‘Offend’ Body-Shamers.  It was sponsored by Refinery29 which is a fashion and social justice online magazine.

My first thought was “oh god, what sort of land-whale do they have parading around trying to me a model this week?”

The answer is “a hot one.”

Offends?  I think she spelled “turns on” wrong.

I was reminded of the controversy when Sports Illustrated made Ashley Graham their cover girl for their swimsuit edition, because she was a size 16.  How dare SI put this fat disgusting pig on the cover of their magazine.

This one:

All I can say is:

I’m not understanding what the problem is here.

How is she considered anything but gorgeous?  The Greatest Generation would have painted her on the noses of their B-17’s before bombing the Nazis into submission.

Then it dawned on me.  Way back in the early 1970’s, President Richard Nixon though that terrible woman’s fashion was a conspiracy by gay men that hated women to make them look ugly.  Really.

I don’t think he was all that wrong.  I just think the conspiracy has evolved.

*Dons tinfoil hat*

I think that gay fashion designers have been trying to gaslight straight men into thinking that these skinny, anorexic supermodels are hot.

How better to normalize gayness than making straight men get all hot and bothered by waify models that are practically indistinguishable from twinks?

If you can’t tell a female supermodel from a boy does it really matter which one you are attracted to?

I for one am not falling for this.  You can’t tell me that there is something wrong with a model that is undeniably a woman (and at least 10% boobs by volume).

It’s time we take back the culture, one full figured woman at a time.

#BringBackTheGirls

 

*P.S. This is post is at least 50% tongue-in-cheek.

Inside the asylum

I watched episode of Vice that covered the protests at Evergreen State and I just had to make a quick post about it.

Watch the preview:

Call me prejudiced, but every single one of those kids interviewed on the side of the protesters was a freak show.

The hair colors, very visible tattoos, face piercings and makeup, the finger snapping instead of clapping; it all add up to make each one of those kids an unemployable disaster.  Even if they majored in something useful.

 

It’s like the coloration of poison dart frogs.

It screams “I’m a toxic death monster, don’t interact we me at all.”

Making sense

The New York Times is confused why Republicans don’t want more gun restrictions and want more concealed carry after the Alexandria shooting.

At first the answer is obvious.   Republicans under attack want to defend themselves.

I think there is more to the NYT pearl clutching than that.  The Revolution Chic of the Leftist Elite like their revolutionaries alive.  

Saul Alinsky and Bernardine Dohrn are both professors.   Mumia Abu Jamal and Oscar Lopez Rivera became celebrities from prison. 

There is nothing for limousine liberals to gain from one of their revolutionaries getting shot by an armed Congressional aide while trying to ambush a Congressman.  It makes them look even more unhinged and concealed carry a better idea.

We need to be easy targets for them to get their Che wannabe rocks off.  Notice how there wasn’t a problem with Antifa until a bunch of Alt-Right fought back and kicked some ass?

They will never admit to it but I think it’s true.

They can’t enjoy their political snuff film if the intended victim kills the star. 

New Normal

Not 24 hours previously, I wrote a post detailing how the media bent over backwards to ignore the inconvenient fact that the Pulse nightclub shooting was an act of Islamic Terrorism.  I then remembered that I had written a similar post back in January covering an attempt by DC comics to rewrite the Pulse shooting into an anti-Conservative narrative.

In the last three months I have as many posts covering Left Wing on campus violence.  Students at Evergreen State hitting people with bats for not sufficiently believing in Social Justice.  A professor bashing people with a bike lock and another calling for the mas murder of Republicans.

This morning a raging Bernie Bro opened fire on the GOP baseball team during practice.  Congressman Steve Scalise was hit and is in critical condition two police officers were also wounded in the attack.

Immediately, our betters on the Left circled the wagons around The Narrative.

Shannon Watts, continuing to push her third wave feminist brand of anti-gun activism where women are always the victims of men and husbands and boyfriends are the most dangerous thing in a woman’s life, put this gem on Twitter.

Of course this had nothing to do with Hodgkinson’s raging anti-Trump/anti-GOP opinion.  He was a man, and men beat women, and after they are done with that, they shoot people.  QED.

Shaun King went to his corner and just blamed white people in general.

If that was the worst of it, you underestimate the hatred of the Left.

Chris Matthews, who blamed Sarah Palin for the Gabby Giffords shorting by an apolitical crazy person, tried to create empathy for Hodgkinson.

Newsweek on the other hand, tried to take sympathy away from Representative Scalise by linking him to Trump.

But for read depravity, you have to turn away from the professional journalists and to social media.

Shooting Republican members of the House was justified because of healthcare reform.

This was not a lone opinion.

Others tried to justify the shooting on the grounds of the Republican support for gun rights.

In response to this old Tweet by Senator Paul:

This was said:

Of course, there were calls or encouragement for more of this type of violence.

Welcome to 2017.

When we are attacked by radical Islamic terrorists, the Left whitewashes it and hand waves it away.  Nothing to see here, don’t be an Islamophobe.

When Antifa is punching people and calling them NAZIS, the Mayor of Berkeley supports them, and gives police the order not to interfere with their actions.  Then the media explains why in the age of Trump, Left Wing violence is justified.

And when there is an attempted mass murder of Republican members of Congress, the Republicans were asking for it with their support of gun rights and healthcare reform.  Maybe even a few more should be killed.

This cannot be the new normal.

The Left cannot stack the bodies high and then explain it all away.

The millions of Americans in Middle America and the people they elect as our Representatives are not fodder for neo Brownshirt goons.  We are not going to let ourselves be attacked and then told that our skirt was too short our politics were wrong.

This cannot be allowed to happen.

 

Dumbest crap I’ve read today

Congrats Guns.com commenters, you have won today’s prize for “Dumbest gun related shit I’ve herd today.”

From yesterday’s article Olympics drops several historic shooting events for 2020.

The group on Friday announced they agreed with changes proposed by the International Shooting Sports Federation, the governing body for Olympic-style shooting, that aims toward a larger goal to boost female participation while appealing to more youth.

“The fascinating new events that we approved today, together with the five new sports that were added to the Tokyo 2020 programme last year, represent a step-change in the Olympic programme,” said IOC President Thomas Bach.

In are new youth-focused and urban-based additions such as Basketball 3×3 and BMX Freestyle, on top of Sport Climbing and Skateboarding while traditional sports such as Canoe, Judo, Rowing, Sailing, Shooting and Weightlifting will become gender balanced.

The upside of the plan for the shooting sports: the Tokyo games will see new Trap Mixed Gender Team, 10m Air Rifle Mixed Gender Team, and 10m Air Pistol Mixed Gender Team events.

The downside: to make room, the IOC will remove the current Men’s Double Trap, Men’s 50m Rifle Prone, and Men’s 50m Pistol events.

OK.  So the IOC cut some shooting sports and added others.

The issue seems to be that they’ve decided to adopt some CoEd shooting sports.

They say never read the comments.  I read the comments.

I’m not sure what this rant has to do with anything?

Well done racist asshole.

Racism and needlessly anti-Snowflake at the same time.

Way to make the gun community look bad fuckers.

Here’s my unfettered opinion.  I shot 25m rapid fire pistol way back in the day.  I am the proud owner of a Walther GSP.  You stand there and shoot 5 bullseyes in 8 seconds.  Then wait.  Then repeat.

My dad, god rest his soul, was into that sort of thing.

It’s tough.

50m pistol is even more boring.  You stand there and shoot bullseyes with a single shot .22 pistol.  You have over an hour to do it.

Here’s the thing.  We suck at it.  We haven’t taken a medal in 50m pistol since the 1950’s.  It’s Commie shooting.  It’s the type of shooting that is so detached from anything related to combat that Europansy nations allow their civilians to go to ranges and do it.  Lately, it has been the Chinese dominating the sport with their factory farmed Olympians.

If the goal of the change was, according to Guns.com:

Moving towards being “more youthful, more urban, and more women” the International Olympic Committee approved a host of changes to the shooting sports for the upcoming Tokyo Games.

The IOC should have moved to making IPSC and 3-Gun Olympic events.  Those are growing sports that are fun to watch and to participate in.

More importantly, we could start kicking ass at the Olympics in the shooing sports again.

Make IPSC an Olympic Event.  Then send Jerry Miculek, Rob Leatham, Travis Tomasie, and Taran Butler to represent Team USA.

It will be the 1992 Dream Team all over again, where we beat every other nation by a solid 50 points.

As to the CoEd aspect, so the fuck what?  Sure IPSC has a Ladies division.  IDPA and Rimfire Challenge don’t and I’ve never even thought about having a problem with that.  Hell, I want to see Julie Golob, Lena Miculek, and Gabby Franco mop the floor with some Eurowenie men.  It would be fun to watch.