Mad Magazine, June 13, 1973, A Crockwork Orange

I mentioned  last week that Mad Magazine was closing down and that it was a Mad Magazine that got me to begin to learn the English language just to try to understand the jokes. The day I posted, I found me what looked to be a decent copy and bought it. It just arrived:

It is almost pristine. The Fold In was never folded and what I can see is just old age because 46 years will leave a mark or two. And since I am not interested in the reselling value but the sentimental one, I am more than happy with it,

I already got a frame and I will put it up sometime tomorrow with my other landmark magazine.

Not a bad day conserving memories.

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I agree with Joe Manchin, and I will take it a step further

This is from the parade in New York City honoring the US National Women’s Team.

And there is Megan Rapinoe on the end continuing her Anthem protest.

From CNN:

Senate Democrat wants to halt federal 2026 World Cup funding until USWNT receives equal pay

Sen. Joe Manchin introduced a bill Tuesday that would withhold federal funding for the United States’ hosting of the 2026 men’s World Cup until the men’s and reigning champion women’s national soccer teams receive equal pay.

Here is my solution:

Stop funding the US National Team.  All of it.

The men are losers and the women are disrespectful partisan hacks.

Rapinoe has every right to engage in her protest, but we shouldn’t have to fund it with tax dollars.

Kaepernick has every right to his protest and I don’t spend my money with the National Felon League.

This will also solve the gender pay issue, let the teams fundraise, then they can base their salaries off just how much money they can raise.

Problem solved.

 

 

 

 

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A Nobel Prize in Economics for “The study of ‘no sh*t, Sherlock in Finland.”

This article is a year old, but I just saw it and considering what the Democrats are advocating in the Primary, it’s still appropriate to write about.

From Bloomberg News:

Finland’s Basic Income Test Wasn’t Ambitious Enough
The payments encouraged beneficiaries to take work that doesn’t pay a living wage.

No shit, Sherlock.  Who would have thought giving money to people would encourage self-indulgent indolence?

I know, everybody who didn’t get their degree from The Marx School of Economics at Leftists Indoctrination University.

KELA, the Finnish social security agency, has failed to secure the funding it needs to extend its universal basic income experiment beyond this year. Although it’s sad that this grand leftist idea is suffering another setback, Finland’s trial effort deserved its fate.

At least the land of Nokia has figured out that they should let the program, which was a terrible idea to begin with, die before it bankrupts them.

Before the experiment was approved by the government in 2016, KELA officials talked of paying 800 euros ($974) a month in unconditional income to a test group of working-age citizens.

That’s over $11,000 per year or just shy of a minimum wage job after taxes.  For doing nothing but breathing.

But by the time the program began early last year, the amount was whittled down to 560 euros: If extended to the whole country, the cost of the earlier proposal would have exceeded the Finnish government’s entire revenue.

It’s fun to watch a nation put its hand over the country’s “economic self destruct” button.

A similarly impractical approach led to the failure of a 2016 Swiss referendum on offering a payout of 2,500 Swiss francs ($2,540).

Two countries tried this bullshit and both failed.

That’s like watching your buddy lose at a game of Russian Roulette with a semi-auto and saying “I think I can do better.”

It’s all but impossible to live on 560 euros in Finland. A one-bedroom apartment on the outskirts of Helsinki rents for almost that much. So the experiment’s designers settled on not really paying the UBI to the unemployed, who kept a higher level of government support — at least 32.4 euros a day for the first 400 days after losing a job. Only the working poor would benefit significantly from it.

That limitation was designed to address two problems. Finland has a low employment rate for a rich country: just 71 percent of the working-age population, compared with 77 percent in neighboring Sweden and almost 86 percent in Iceland. So the idea was to provide an incentive for the unemployed to step into the job market, even if it meant taking on part-time or badly paid work. The other goal was to simplify Finland’s complex system of housing, child-care and other benefits by replacing them with the lump sum payment.

Macroeconomics is not a terribly hard subject to understand.  It is just “human behavior with money.”  The best way to understand macroeconomics is to be a cynical bastard and assume the worst in people, that they are lazy, stupid, and selfish.

That’s not mean by the way.  Lazy and selfish is the natrual state of life on earth.  Cheetas don’t run at top speed all the time, just the minimum that they need to, to catch a meal.  Life expands the least amount of energy it has to, to accomplish a goal.  It’s why ambush predation is so often seen in nature.  Extrapolated to economics, it means people won’t work harder than they have to, to meet a desired level of economic security.  You don’t put in overtime if you’re not going to get paid for it.

For something like UBI, ask “how would a lazy, stupid, and selfish person act if I gave them a bunch of cash.”  The answer is “they will work just enough to make up the difference in income between what we are giving them and where they feel comfortable.”

KELA is not promising to release any results of the experiment, which involves 2,000 people, until the end of 2019 or even the beginning of 2020.

It’s so bad they want to burry it.

But it was clear from the start that a basic income, even such a low one, is an extremely expensive way to boost precarious forms of employment. At 550 euros a month, KELA calculated, the UBI would cost 19.3 billion euros a year, while the government would only save 3.6 billion euros on existing benefits.

That is a shit ROI.

There are, in other words, less financially bruising ways of streamlining the benefit system. As for getting people to return to the job market, the center-right cabinet of Prime Minister Juha Sipila appears to be more interested in cost-effective negative motivation for the unemployed than in rewarding them for finding work that doesn’t pay a living wage. The government has proposed, for example, requiring out-of-work people to apply for at least one job a week to keep receiving benefits (unless they’re in job training programs).

they thought they would be paying people to work part-time until they found full-time employment.  What they got was subsidizing some millennial to have a part-time job so that millennial could spend more time hanging out or going to slam poetry readings or whatever bullshit millennials do.

Finland undertook its experiment for the wrong reasons. Using the universal basic income to increase labor market participation and phase out some benefits is like swatting flies with a sledgehammer. In a report on the future of work released earlier this month, the World Bank recommended the much more ambitious goal of considering UBI as a means of ensuring a “societal minimum” of welfare in a world of increasingly precarious employment and growing automation. If a society is to accept much higher taxes to pay for a basic income plan, it has to be for a revolutionary outcome, not a mere bump in employment numbers and a dent in the cost of social security administration.

BANKRUPT ALL THE NATIONS!!!

Low UBI-like payments aren’t even likely to work well for the purposes KELA had in mind. Neither dividends from the Alaska Permanent Fund, which paid every state resident $1,100 for 2017, nor Iran’s one-year experiment, in 2011, with paying 96 percent of its population $45 a month, had any effect on employment. The Finnish program, of course, pays more but also below subsistence level, so its outcome is likely to be similar.

Must try the failure of Communism harder next time.  This is actually worse than Communism because you are not making up the difference with forced labor.  It’s “to each according to his need” without the “from each according to his ability.”

The UBI idea is not dead. It’s still worth watching other experiments, especially the ones that actually provide a living income.

No, no it’s not.

These include Oakland, California, which pays $2,000 a month, almost exactly at the poverty line, and the one in Kenya, which pays $23 a month, about half the average income in the country’s rural areas. Other tests, in the Dutch city of Utrecht and an upcoming one in Ontario, Canada, offer low payouts relative to the living standard, but still higher than in the Finnish test.

If these experiments show that tangibly increased financial security makes people more inclined to study, try more creative endeavors or even start businesses, the undeniably high cost of the UBI may yet seem justified.

Those will fail too, and fail harder and faster because those people will be paid not to work at all.

UBI is just as much of a failure as socialism and for exactly the same reason.

There has never been an UBI that worked the way it was intended, yet these idiots want more of it.

As we watch the Democrat primary in which every Democrat promises more free stuff, keep thinking about this.

All free stuff does is subsidize indolence.  It never fails to fail, and still they want to do it more.

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Sorry: Light or No Blogging today.

Mom woke up with may seem to be stomach flu. Usually nothing bad, but she is 87 which means she is not a young spring chicken anymore. She is grumbling and complaining more than usual and I that means I must pay no other attention than to hers.

At least I managed to sneaked Cup #1 of Coffee.

I leave you with a funny so your trip over here is not wasted. And it is for real.

Suspect hiding from authorities passes gas so loudly that it gives up hiding spot

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San Francisco goes woke, Convention business goes broke

A year ago, I wrote a post about how tourists are starting to see San Francisco and how the city just didn’t care about the tourists’ opinion.

It’s something many San Franciscans see on a daily basis, outside their homes or offices and during their commutes. For better or for worse, locals are used to walking by crime scenes, have seen open injection drug use, and have witnessed mental health episodes firsthand.

But when a tourist lands at SFO, guidebook in hand, that reality can be shocking.

“Is this normal or am I in a ‘bad part of town?’ Just walked past numerous homeless off their faces, screaming and running all over the sidewalk near Twitter HQ and then a murder scene. Wife is scared to leave hotel now,” wrote an Australian Reddit user Wednesday.

Well, the tourists noticed and as a result:

Big Convention Pulls Out Of San Francisco, Citing Unsafe Streets

Tourists are turning away from the City by the Bay, while a huge medical convention has cancelled plans to meet in San Francisco, saying its members don’t feel safe on the streets.

Locals may feel comfortable, but visitors are often shocked when the reality of San Francisco’s streets is a far cry from its postcard image.

This is something I have and will never understand about “big city folk.”  How does a person normalize to the idea of seeing some homeless junkie taking a shit on a sidewalk while jabbering to themselves and think “that’s just life in our diverse metropolis.”  No, that’s a deranged person shitting on your street, being a biohazard to the rest of society.

“You can smell it,” says one tourist.

“I come from a third world county and it is not as bad as this,” says another.

Holy fuck.

Now it’s seriously affecting the city’s biggest business: tourism

Who’d of thunk that?

“They feel their safety is as risk because they are seeing so many people with issues,” says Kevin Carroll of the San Francisco Hotel Council.

“They see people laying on the streets — petty crimes going on in the streets,” says Joe D’Alessandro with Travel SF.

I went to my last convention in San Francisco in 2011 when I got a paper published.  The two-block walk from the hotel to the convention center was littered with panhandlers and bums that were begging from the people attending the convention.  Half of them were smoking pot, stoned, sitting on the street with a cardboard sign in their laps.  I can’t imagine how much worse it’s gotten in the 8 years since then.

Tourism rakes in $9 billion per year in San Francisco, so officials have been reluctant to go public with the problem. In part, it is because it makes the city look bad and that’s bad for business.

That is some God-damn Soviet level bullshit.  Rather than fix the embarrassing problem, the bureaucrats hide it.  Fuck the city management and everyone who keeps voting for them.  They deserve every bad thing that happens to the city.

A major medical association has pulled its $40 million convention out of San Francisco over the state of the streets.

“The convention felt that the streets of San Francisco are not a place that a lot of their delegates wanted to come to,” says Alessandro.

The medical group is not alone.

“A number of groups are concerned about the streets of San Francisco,” says Alessandro. “They say ‘we don’t know if the streets are safe, we don’t know if we want to meet here.’”

You mean a bunch of doctors don’t want to get accosted by junkies and bums?  I’m shocked.  I bet Orlando is happy to take them.  There are no bums in The Mouse’s back yard, he makes sure of that.

San Francisco spends over $300 million each year on housing and homeless programs, but you wouldn’t know it walking down Market Street.

“It’s obviously not making the difference that it needs to,” says Carroll.

Well ackshually… any economics nerd will tell you that what San Francisco has created is a perverse incentive and that rather than fix its homeless problem – which is also a drug problem – it attracts more homeless junkies who show up for all the free giveaways.  There was a whole South Park episode about that.

The hotel industry is pressing for a heightened police presence in tourist spots to give people the feeling of safety and comfort. They also want the existing laws on drugs and loitering better-enforced.

THAT’S RACISTS!!!

As long as the radical Left still rules the roost in San Francisco the police will always look the other way and crime, vagrancy, and public drug use will go up.

Like in every other case, the woke management won’t suffer an ounce but the working people who rely on the business income – in this case, tourist dollars – are going to get punched right in the wallet.

Go woke, go broke, San Francisco tourism.

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18 USC § 241 would be my Golden Hammer

I saw this video from John Stossel:

Previously I have talked about 18 U.S. Code § 241 Conspiracy against rights.

If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; or

If two or more persons go in disguise on the highway, or on the premises of another, with intent to prevent or hinder his free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege so secured—

They shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

Watching this video reminds me why I would make either a fantastic or terrible President.

I would add a wing to the DOJ that existed for one reason only, to use 18 USC § 241 as fucking Mjolnir to pound the shit out of state and local governments that abuse fines and asset forfeiture under the 4th and 8th Amendments.  

Also use the terrible ammo law in California to bust them for conspiracy against the 2nd Amendment.

Pretty much I’d be looking to fill Federal prisons with abusive low level politicians and bureaucrats for the sheer pleasure of watching petulant City Commissioners do hard time for being an obnoxious assholes with ordinances.

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Why I hate New Jersey (and Blue States in general) – pickup truck edition

From the South Brunswick, New Jersey Police.

So this gut got the right permit to destroy a building he own on his own property, but the police had a problem with how he was doing it.

Deep in my heart I’m a rural redneck.

After years of living in or near farm country in South Dakota, Indiana, and Alabama, if you have a truck and need to do some work on the homestead, you just do it.

A few weeks ago I used a truck and a winch to solve the problem of a dead tree in my front yard.  I know that’s not a building, but same difference.

In half the places I’ve lived, I think the only reason the cops might get on you for taking down your own building on your own property is if you did it with a truck load of tannerite and a rifle.

In New Jersey, I’m going to guess he was probably required to get some guys with the union out there and take it down for the cost of that truck.

Maybe he’ll get a citation for failing to grease the right palms before doing some honest work.

If you want to know why Red rural America hates Blue urban America, it’s because of shit like this.

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