According to the FBI Uniformed Crime Report, murders and non-negligent manslaughter cases rose from 471 to 536, up 13.8 percent.
We in the Redneck States of America, Home to The Bible Reading, Gun Clinging Crowd, saw the biggest drop in violent crime with 7.5%.
All those anti gun initiatives are working so damn good in NYC that Pasha Bloomberg has the urge to export them to all the country. But you just wait, NY’s Murder increase will be blamed on us soon enough.