That explains a lot…
From the Huffington Post:
Elizabeth Warren’s Skin Care Routine Has Created A Whole New Debate
Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren and her skin have been featured in thousands of up-close and personal selfies on the campaign trail. Glowing selfies have become a signature trait, alongside her robust energy and “can-do” attitude. But according to a new interview with Cosmo, the Democratic senator from Massachusetts apparently “never” washes her face.
Warren revealed her most controversial policy yet during Cosmo’s “Candidates Come to Cosmo” video series, in which Editor-in-Chief Jessica Pels grills presidential hopefuls on policy, pop culture, and the most burning topic of all, their skin care routines.
As Warren tells it, she “never” washes her face. Instead, she bathes in human blood.
“The way to stay vital is to consume the life force of others,” Warren said.
“There are ancient incantations that allow you to suck the life energy out of a person. By absorbing that energy during a ritual that involves soaking in the blood of a human sacrifice I am able to remain spry in my 70s, without concerns for diet or exercise. I learned this from my great-grandmother who was part necromancer.”
Warren then explained, “children make the best victims for sacrifice, they are so full of life energy.”
While many people might find that controversial, Warren was not worried about how that might affect her poll numbers.
“The children I consume are all the children of empowered single mothers who wanted to have a post-birth abortion. I am helping to facilitate their right to choose. This is a very Progressive position.”
When pressed on how she became so at ease with the idea of human sacrifice, Warren spoke about her time as “a lawyer on Wall Street” and getting use to the principle that “there was no amount of human suffering that would stop us from making a buck.”
Warren has apparently been a practitioner of the dark arts for a long time, giving it credit for much of her success.
“How else could someone as cold and impersonal as myself become so rich and famous, let alone get elected to the Senate as a part-time Harvard professor? That is the power of the supernatural forces of evil.”
While this might come shocking to many, this is not a secret in Democrat circles. “Hillary also employed the forces of evil or a politician that unlikeable would have never gotten as far as she did.”
When asked why Hillary failed to get elected, Warren said that it was poor prioritization. “Hillary tried to use the dark arts to both make herself rich and loved at the same time. It’s almost impossible to conjure up $400 Million in personal wealth and get people to follow you unquestioningly simultaneously. She was not strong enough to do it.”
When asked if she was going to do things differently than Hillary, as many people have compared the two politicians, she said she intends to emulate her hero.
“Barack Obama did it correctly. He entranced the people by magically boosting his charisma. He didn’t feel the need to make himself wealthy until his Presidency was over.”
Warren also said that President Obama had one advantage that others in her position did not. “Obama had a Warlock servant, who posed as his wife Michelle.”
When asked about the way some people might be hesitant to support a party that gains power with the force of evil, Warren’s position is that the cost of moderate voters who might be turned off by the use of dark magic is well worth the benefit to the politicians who use it.
“Democrats in California have used too much dark magic to gain monopoly control of the state that the land itself is cursed. It’s always on fire, demons walk around freely, and there are feces on the street.”
Most voters in California believe that to be the product of global warming and capitalism. Warren clarified “that’s what they have been enchanted to believe. The reality is there is so much dark magic there is it literally raining brimstone and shit.”
Warren says that California is the future of the Democrat party.
“As unhappy as Californians are about the quality of life that comes with living on cursed ground, they still vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats. If the California Democrats can do that, the concentrated efforts of the DNC should be able to accomplish that at the national level.”
Warren was asked about problems of party unity, which have seemed to plage the Democrats this election cycle, Warren answered “it takes years, decades really, of work to properly harness the dark arts. Nancy Pelosi is the most powerful witch in the party, and she’s 179 years old. Then we have to deal with young upstarts like Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez. She’s passionate, and yes, she consorted with the devil once, but she lacks experience and it shows. In 40 or 50 years, she might be ready to lead the party.”
Despite all this, Warren said that Trump is still the biggest threat to the future of the Democrat party.
“We say that he is evil, but it’s really the Democrats that use the dark arts. His charisma is real charisma, and very hard to enchant people away from that.”
Warren did say that there was still hope for the Democrats to have victory in 2020.
“By harnessing the power of death, we may be able to maledict victory. We’ve been doing our best to maximize that by encouraging abortion, violent crime, and opioid overdose, and it seems to be working.”
While the debate about dark money in politics is has been acknowledged for years, there has been little mentioned about the use of dark magic in politics, and this has created a whole new debate.
I guess that explains a lot.
Elon Musk is a super-villain
Early last year I watched a video of SpaceX launching a Tesla towards Mars.
I knew I had seen that scene before.
And I said to myself “Elon Musk, that motherfucker is going after the Loc-Nar.”
I didn’t realize at the time, just how much of an evil super-villain genius Elon Musk really was.
Then I watched on November 21st of this year, Elon Musk unveiled his partial-birth-abortion of an electric pickup truck. The unveiling was a disaster, the bulletproof windows were not. It was awkward to watch. Musk looked much less like a Billionaire CEO in command of a game-changing technology than he usually does.
Even I fell for attacking the Cybertruck for being a piece of shit.
How could the guy who created SpaceX allowed such a half-assed launch to occur making him a bit of a laughing stock?
The answer: misdirection like a fucking boss.
The Cybertruck debuted on November 21, 2019, the same day that PlainSite broke this story:
https://twitter.com/PlainSite/status/1197592445812232192
Elon Musk seems to have had employee Martin Tripp swatted because Tripp is a whistleblower in a case against Musk.
Here is the report from the Tweet above, regarding the report of the active shooter and the deputies’ meeting with Tripp, from the Storey County Sheriff’s Office.
I clipped this part out to make it easier to read:
I’m not sure how it is legal for a company to hold a fired employee and interrogate him for hours on end.
Then there is this section snipped from the report of the other responding deputy.
Does it seem odd that it was the director of security for Tesla that made a call about a threat to another location through the internal call center, as opposed to the Gigafactory calling the local police.
Considering that a mass shooting was supposed “possibly take place at any moment,” the threat going from the Gigafactory to the call center to the director to the Sheriff seems to be a lot of time wasted.
According to PlainSite, Musk has a history (evidenced by court documents) of harassing people who cross him. And by cross him, including people who question his technology or reported on Musk’s unethical behavior.
And this misdirection worked.
Who mentioned anything about an executive-level conspiracy at Tesla to swat a whistleblower with the Stoney County Sheriff when the Cybertruck disaster was the big, flashy Elon Musk news?
That is evil super-villain type shit right there.
Ask me again why I do not respect Hollywood “stars”
And find out about this without the benefit of my morning coffee:
Low tide during a windless summer… for some reason that came to my mind. That poor woman is not right in the head. First is shoving jade eggs up her cootch and now is selling the smell?
Dear Rossi/Taurus, where is my gun? (Update)
It has been freaking 9 months. I have been on the phone for 20 minutes listening to some cheesy Brazilian techno music (I am this close to go torch Sao Paulo) waiting for somebody to pick up and give me an idea when I am going to get the substitute Taurus 605 they promised to replace my recalled Rossi snubby back in September 2019.
If I had ordered a silencer, i would have had a better chance to be doing quiet pews-pees by now.
UPDATE: Finally I got through and the news are not good. A very polite young lady informed me that the gun is still in backorder and suggested that till Taurus finishes moving to its new location in Georgia, things are going to be slow.
Nothing to do but sit, grin and wait. Taurus should add a couple of Safariland speedloaders to the return for the annoyance and waiting.
Am I getting grumpier?