I read Miguel’s post and I wanted to do one more.

Roy Moore was a garbage candidate.   Every media outlet focused on the sexual accusation against him.

Leaving that aside, he was suspended from the Alabama supreme court – twice – for violating the law, one time for violating the First Amendment.  I don’t take kindly to judicial activism be it Left wing or Right.

He was a bloviating, evangelical, asshole who got into trouble with the law for his antics.

He comes from the Joel Osteen school of evangelicalism.  A lot of show of faith but not a nice person in practice.  (I believe a millionaire televangelist is nothing but a blasphemer who takes the Lord’s name in vein for personal weath.)

Yes I agree that the Supreme Court of Alabama should not have a tax payer funded 10 Commandments statue in front of it.

His press conference were a train wreck.

He declined to debate Jones.

His media surrogates were a clown show.

And on Tuesday the people of Alabama, in a narrow margin, decided that Jones was the cleanest turd in the bowl.

I didn’t find the results of the election too surprising.   It was a microcosm of the National election with the high population density, educated, and black counties going Dem and more rural white counties going Republican.

What worries me is that this will send a message to the Dems that Alabama can be the Deep South’s Colorado.   They have a tiny toe hold and can now ship in California liberals and Bloomberg lackeys and turn the state purple.

The national Dems need to understand that a vote for Jones was not a vote for Schumer or Pelosi.

Hillary Clinton and the God damn celebrities taking a victory lap like they won in Alabama is just fucking insulting. No, Hollywood did not win in Alabama. Hillary Clinton did not win in Alabama. Roy Moore lost. Making the Alabama special election a national referendum is a huge fucking mistake.

A big test for Jones test will be if concealed carry reciprocity gets voted on in the Senate.  It’s easy for a Democrat to say he supports the Second Amendment when it means duck hunting with an over-under. It’s something totally different when it means the right to bare arms in public.  In Alabama, we love our carry permits.  We’ll see if Jones supports Alabama or the Party.

Growing up, my best friend was of Venezuelan heritage.   Going to his house, I loved eating his mother’s cooking.  Especially at Christmas time.  Areapas, hallacas, pan de jamon, paella, all were excellent.

So I’ve been thinking about opening up a Venezuelan restaurant.   Not here in Alabama, but in one of those deep blue states where millionaire celebrities who defended Hugo Chaves lives and the college kids will tell you that Venezuela is not real socialism.

Here’s my idea.

Patrons would come in, go to the counter, place an order, and pay.

No matter what they ordered, they’d be given a plate of rotting garbage picked out of the dumpster from the restaurant next door.

If they complain, the waiter will beat them with a stick.

With very little expenses – no need to buy food, toilet paper, or cooking equipment – I should be rather profitable.

If this works out, I might open an authentic North Korean restaurant with the same business model too.

With all the carpet bagging going on in Alabama right now, it has given me an idea.

If CCW Reciprocity passes and becomes law, I want to set up a charter bus service that takes armed citizens from Southern and Mid Western states on a concealed carry shopping trip to Times Square.  

The bus service would make sure everyone knows and complies with the law.

Just go to NYC, do some shopping, and come home.   While packing.

The very thought of bus loads of “rednecks” and “flyover country bumpkins” carrying guns in their city would result in just about every pair of pants The Island being ruined, permanently.

On the morning of December 11th, 2017, Akayed Ullah went down into the subway of New York City and detonated a homemade suicide vest he was wearing.  Fortunately for the residents of New York, his bomb didn’t detonate as intended, leaving only four injured and none dead.

Ullah is an immigrant from Bangladesh .  He was inspired by ISIS, wanted payback for Israeli action in Gaza, and chose his target because of its Christmas decorations.

Donald Trump could not make up a terrorist attack that checked more boxes for his positions if he tried.

The media figured that about in about four-and-a-half seconds.  So the only option they had was to deflect, and deflect they did (Sorry, the video isn’t in YouTube and I’m having difficulty embedding it).

Yep, forget about the radicalized Muslim, Bangladeshi immigrant, who tried to kill Americans because he hates Israel, Jews, and Christmas, the real problem is not enough gun control.

This isn’t the first time MSNBC did this.  Way back in 2013, they pulled the same crap when discussing the Boston Marathon Bombing.  Ignore the radicalized, Chechen Muslim, immigrants, the big problem is background checks at gun shows.

These people are predictable.  If the terrorist attack doesn’t fit the narrative, fuck it, just talk about gun control.

I’m having a real hard time making up my mind on the Jones/Moore election tomorrow.

I guess this whole mongoloid cluster fuck is my fault.  I didn’t want to choose between Hillary and Trump so I didn’t vote*.  I knew which way Alabama was going to go so I chose plausible deniability.

*Because of a comment, let me clarify.  I hated Hillary Clinton.  There is no doubt about that.  I did not like Trump as a candidate, and as a President he does things that I find face-palm worthy embarrassing.  Mattis was a great decision, so was Gorsuch.  I know the media blows everything he does out of proportion, but I believe when he’s in that position he shouldn’t give them any more ammo to use against him.  Then he goes to Twitter and shits the bed.  Sure “he fights.”  But he fights like a 12 year old, and it is unbecoming of a president.  Since I knew how Alabama was going to go, I had the luxury of being able to say “I’m not voting for that.”  If I lived in a swing state, I would have voted and had a strong drink afterwards.

The Fates had other ideas.

They decided to stick me with a choice that is worse than Trump/Hillary and is on such a knife edge that every vote matters.

Do I go with a potentially, under-age-grab-happy, jackass who will vote the way I want on some key issues in the Senate, but has the potential to cost Alabama jobs?

Or…

Do I vote for the (supposedly moderate) Democrat who might not cost of jobs but is as firm on the issues as a beer-shits turd?  Oh yeah, he eschewed from the Bernie Sanders wing of the Democrats party.  Fan-fucking-tastic!!!  He’s not a full fledged, honeymoons in Moscow, thinks Pravda is true, fucking communist.  That’s radical for the Democrats now?

I don’t know.

Then the Barack Obama robo-calls start coming in.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!  That is the last son-of-a-bitch I want to hear from right now.  That piece of shit has being doing nothing but denigrating the United States since he left office.  He had the balls – actually I’m pretty sure his wife has the balls, she just lends them to Barack – to imply that Trump is Hitler while giving a speech.

Fuck voting for Jones, if Obama is endorsing him I wouldn’t piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire.

This situation is a god-damned, shit-show, disaster.

Everyone’s eyes are on Alabama and the more national attention we get the worse it is.

Cory Booker, the same motherfucking Senator from New Jersey (and former mayor of the US’ 6th most dangerous city) who was a character witness for Senator Bob Menendez in his corruption trial, was down here campaigning for Jones.

Whose brilliant fucking idea was that?

“I, the man who testified that the  other Senator from my home state who ripped off Medicare for millions and helped get his buddy’s girlfriends visas was a good guy, thinks that Doug Jones is the right guy for your state.”

Obama?  Booker?  Why not bring Franken and Weinstein to Alabama to tell us how great Jones is?  Is the Devil ready to endorse him too?

Do these people think that they are helping?  Are they retarded?

If Alabama elects a Republican child molester it is BECAUSE the Obama and Booker came to give Jones a boost, not in spite of it.

Everyone who isn’t registered to vote in Alabama really needs to fuck off out of our state right now.  All they are doing is shoveling road-kill and old tires into this dumpster fire.

Last week, Miguel made a post about the death of Sweden at the hands of migrants, facilitated by idiot progressives.

Well Canada’s next.  Here is the Canadian Minister of Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship, testifying in Parliament not promising to affirm that the Canadian citizenship guide contains language against Female Genital Mutilation.

Looks like Canadian Progressives are going to look the other way when Muslims butcher their daughters.

That is so feminist of self proclaimed feminist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

I guess the citizenship guide will also avoid mentioning that it’s wrong to throw gays off the CN Tower too.  You know… to be tolerant.

After Trump announced that the United States would move its embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, some 20 men in Sweden responded by firebombing a synagogue.

In what has become typical European fashion after something like this, the reporting newspaper, Express, gives no details about the attackers, giving the attackers the benefit of the doubt that they may have names like Sven and Ole.

Haaretz was more honest, covering that the protesters shouted “We have announced the intifada from Malmö. We want our freedom back, and we will shoot the Jews,” and “Jews, remember Khaybar, the army of Muhammad is returning.”

I just don’t understand how this is possible.  I remember being told by President Obama that:

The America goverment relocates an office in one country and people in another get so angry about it that they start throwing Molotov cocktails.

Yet the media doesn’t understand why the majority of Americans back Trump’s (Muslim) travel ban.

Anti-gun ninny hammers clutched at their pearls and swooned with some pastors announced that they will be armed following the Sutherland Springs Shooting.

I think it’s time that Jews start taking lessons from pastors like this.  Granted, Swedish Jews have no options, but in America we do.