Earlier today I was at a stop light waiting for it to change when I see somebody in a motorcycle approaching from behind. It called my attention that he is not in the middle of the lane but rather in between and not looking like he is going to stop behind me. He didn’t, he got in between cars and stopped for the light.

He never noticed that he had made at least one driver very nervous and said driver was prepared to expecting the worse. Light changed and he took off in his red Ducatti, oblivious of the old fart who was trying to get his breathing and blood pressure back to normal levels.

I understand that South Florida is known by its Cuban community, but please also realize that many people from other South American countries also live here and most of them have lived back in their countries of origin with the threat of crime on motorcycle.

For most Americans, the image of somebody in a motorcycle is either the guy or gal enjoying the road or a Hell’s Angel in the highway.  For a  lot of us, this is the image we have when we see a biker doing the line splitting.

What amazes me is that after two decades of living in the US, this is one lesson that has not been erased by the passing of time. You know what? I don’t mind.

PS: There is no lane Splitting in the State of Florida, so that also kinda added to the alarm bells ringing.

The Onion should sue them for copyright violations and outright intellectual theft….no, wait, Newsweek is actually being serious.

If anything, he was following LBJ’s feelings about the Negro race at the time. Sweet God, how much stupid can be published just because you work in the New York Times and Taco Stand.

I wonder when is the next round of firings due for the Gray Lady’s workers.

@MalRoadkill, a buddy in Twitter loves to regale me with examples of pure liberal stupidity and madness. This morning’s example needs to be shared ’cause I refuse be the only one with a nose bleed:

This might be related to the Justin Trudeau quote of “If you kill your enemy, he wins.”

This was in my Facebook wall from one of our local TV stations:

The usual display of indignation against those who walked by and did nothing happened in the comment, but I needed to add a dose of reality to the cauldron.

Wait, wait…. all of you condemning those who did not do squat, how many of you know how to treat that kind of injuries? I mean, other than calling 911 and going live in Facebook, what would you be good for?

Let’s face it 99.999% of you would also do nothing.

And, of course, somebody had to do the Virtue Signaling thing:

Thoughts and Prayers does not work well in Social Media so, when a life is at stake, it is fucking useless and it does not place you in a morally superior position from those who walked away who at least they did no harm.

Still somebody else had to come up with the “holding hand” shit but no one even gave a thought of saying: “You know, I am pretty fucking useless. Maybe I should learn some basic first aid, if not for somebody that will get injured, at least for me.”
No one.

But sure as hell they want to show their superiority with their outrage rather than have real superiority and be able to help somebody or themselves if something happens. But that takes time, effort and money.  It is easier to do a Facebook profile picture change showing “solidarity.”

People playing stupid games.

In a sense, I am glad that the Road Runner cartoons are not being played anymore on TV. Imagine the amount of ACME-gadget-related deaths that we would see every week.

Hat Tip Chad G.