The latest insane conspiracy theory against Trump: the Post Office
If you sat through three years of the Russia investigation wondering what the fuck the color of the sky was in the world the Left was living in, that was nothing compared to this latest bit of batshit.
The Democrats are using the COVID as an excuse to push vote by mail.
Pretty much, they want to mail a ballot to every person on the voter rolls, then count all the ballots that come back. In some places – and nationwide if they can get it – they want to use activists to go out and collect those ballots in a process called ballot harvesting.
If this sounds like the making of the largest election fraud in human history, congratulations, you figured it out.
Because the US Post Office is going to handle voting by mail, the Left is seeing boogeymen lurking near every mailbox.
No, I’m not kidding.
https://twitter.com/jamieleecurtis/status/1293246051772588032
A truck breaks down and needs a tow, so it must be Trump sending truckers to steal postal trucks.
A friend in Portland Oregon sounding the alarm as post boxes are being removed from neighborhoods. He sent this pic. pic.twitter.com/yCZPhJqgDQ
— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) August 14, 2020
Trump is stealing mailboxes.
Actually, it’s just the routine replacing of old mailboxes.
? This is a photo taken outside the post office in Burbank, CA.
All outdoor boxes are locked shut and the entrance to the post office is locked.
?️: @jboyle1223 pic.twitter.com/f84kC9W1XJ
— Jesse Damiani (@JesseDamiani) August 16, 2020
Trump is locking mailboxes closed, even though early voting hasn’t started yet.
Except that these boxes have been locked during non-business hours since 2016 due to rampant mail theft.
Adam Schiff wants the Postmaster General to step down.
The Postmaster General must resign.
He’s slowed delivery, banned overtime & decommissioned mail-sorting machines.
Right before the election. During a pandemic.
The House must demand answers. Hearings should start now. It can’t wait.
We won’t let Trump destroy the Post Office.
— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) August 16, 2020
Senate Majority Leader Schumer and Speaker of the House Pelosi are going to make the Postmaster General testify, i.e., yell at him and accuse him of bias and election tampering.
.@SpeakerPelosi, @RepMaloney, @SenGaryPeters and I are calling on Postmaster General DeJoy and USPS Board of Governors Chairman Duncan to testify before Congress. https://t.co/IikoCyw2rl
— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) August 16, 2020
Today, @SenSchumer, @RepMaloney & @SenGaryPeters join me in an urgent call for Postmaster General DeJoy and @USPS Board of Governors Chair Duncan to testify before the Congress. https://t.co/U1Jg03vaKd
— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) August 16, 2020
In the real world, the Post Office has operated in a deficit for 13 years, losing $8.8 billion last year, for a total loss of $77 billion, and $160 billion in debt.
People are using the Post Office less, the internet killed it. Everything from online bill paying, to internet magazines, to email, to social media has significantly reduced the volume of mail that gets sent. The USPS was cutting edge in 1850, in 2020, most of what we get in the mail is flyers and solicitation. It’s the same phenomenon that is killing print news.
Way back in April of this year, which seems like forever ago, before vote by mail was a thing, Politico admitted that the USPS was in a world of shit.
But that was four months ago and we are living in Airstrip One where history has stopped and nothing exists except an endless present in which the Democrat Party is always right.
Since voter fraud by mail is the only way that Biden will win, the ineptitude of the fattest, most bloated, most money-losing, most money-losing, most obsolete, governemnt corporation in our nation’s history will be spun as a conspiracy masterminded by Trump to fix an election.
Brace yourselves for the Democrats condensing three years of Russia Hoax insanity into three months of Post Office Hoax insanity.
This is going to suck.