I had to go have a small procedure today and as you can imagine, they won’t let you in without a mask.  Since this is not people that know me and I did not feel I needed to piss off, I went with the least aggressive of the masks:

The doctor got a good chuckle out of it. Then she proceeded to taser my eyelids.

Success!

 

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By Miguel.GFZ

Semi-retired like Vito Corleone before the heart attack. Consiglieri to J.Kb and AWA. I lived in a Gun Control Paradise: It sucked and got people killed. I do believe that Freedom scares the political elites.

8 thoughts on “Face Mask with Close Captions works.”
  1. Wise man!

    Annoy or goad them only after they’ve put the sharp or dangerous implements away.

    Holds true for doctors, barbers, and significant others.

  2. The sheer selfish, petty psychopathy displayed by the attitude towards masks on this site is pretty staggering.

    You say you have only one rule (for your comments section): ‘Don’t be a dick’. And yet you’ve gone out of your way and put effort into being a dick and virtue signaling…something or other, to other people in the real-world via captions on masks.

    The absolute worst case scenario is that masks are literally pointless and you wore it for nothing. Oh well. That’s not a big deal, and it’s not exactly a sacrifice.

    This pleading from a nurse having to deal with the consequences of this disease should put things into perspective:

    https://www.facebook.com/amy.arlund/posts/3697195660297263

    You’re basically elevating a complete lack of quite basic human decency into, in your mind, some sort of defiant political statement. This is the hill you’re going to make a stand on? At best you just look completely ridiculous and silly.

    1. “The sheer selfish, petty psychopathy displayed by the attitude towards masks on this site is pretty staggering.”
      Somebody knows a dictionary or two online.

      “You say you have only one rule (for your comments section): ‘Don’t be a dick’.
      Indeed I do.

      “And yet you’ve gone out of your way and put effort into being a dick and virtue signaling…something or other, to other people in the real-world via captions on masks.”
      You are jealous you did not think first about the ‘Captions for the Covid-19 impaired.’

      “The absolute worst case scenario is that masks are literally pointless and you wore it for nothing”
      Pretty much the average scenario, actually.

      “This pleading from a nurse having to deal with the consequences of this disease should put things into perspective”
      She complains we must wear masks because she does not have enough PPE. That is an issue between her and her employer. And here is the thing: She can always quit and seek employment somewhere else, not trying to be an emotional terrorist.

      “You’re basically elevating a complete lack of quite basic human decency into, in your mind, some sort of defiant political statement.”
      And you are basically elevating a theater as valid as the TSA is in airports (both equally useless) and as the one and only thing that can save us from death. The fact that even contracting Kung Flu, you have a 97% or more chance of not even having to visit a hospital has still not entered your little brain.

      “This is the hill you’re going to make a stand on? At best you just look completely ridiculous and silly.”
      So, you are also bothered with me expressing my opinion about the whole masks’ theater? ? Is that what bothers you, really? You can have an opinion but I must be silent and conform? Please share with us what other parts of the Bill of Rights give you a butt rash?
      Fucking little fascist…

  3. Actually it’s called being literate and reading on a regular basis.

    The US is still facing a shortage of PPE in many places. Her employer may simply be unable to source equipment at this time. But regardless of the cause, if there is a shortage and the public wearing masks themselves in any away helps alleviate the problem, what exactly is the purpose of not helping out?

    And have you considered that she continues to work because she wants to continue to help people?

    Covid can leave permanent damage behind in people who show mild or even no symptoms. And even if that weren’t the case, 3% is actually not insignificant for a disease that spreads so much. And that’s on top of the fact that one of the points of masks isn’t to protect yourself. It’s to protect other people from you in case you already have it and are asymptomatic and don’t know it.

    At no point did I say anything about wanting to censor your opinion. I’m asking why you’re so keen on acting like a petulant child.

    1. “Actually it’s called being literate and reading on a regular basis.”

      And you need to read good stuff, not just propaganda. That makes the difference.

      “The US is still facing a shortage of PPE in many places. Her employer may simply be unable to source equipment at this time.”

      Bullshit. Every single item of PPE, from head to feet is available in Amazon. You should have checked first. You no longer can use that as an excuse.

      “And have you considered that she continues to work because she wants to continue to help people?”

      I would hope so, I don’t figure she is being held against her will.

      “Covid can leave permanent damage behind in people who show mild or even no symptoms. ”
      I am trying to chew on the idiocy of this statement: You do not suffer the effect of the virus but you are permanently damaged? Maybe emotionally? Maybe a Thanos Finger Snap thing and suddenly you go from great health to dust?

      “And even if that weren’t the case,”
      So you know what you said was bullshit. Good.

      “3% is actually not insignificant for a disease that spreads so much.”
      You know what is the other insignificant number? The remaining 97% being held hostage to something that will not affect them at all.

      “And that’s on top of the fact that one of the points of masks isn’t to protect yourself. It’s to protect other people from you in case you already have it and are asymptomatic and don’t know it.”
      So the mask only work one way? From the inside part out? See what happens when you speak in slogans? Common sense shows up and slaps you.

      “At no point did I say anything about wanting to censor your opinion. I’m asking why you’re so keen on acting like a petulant child.”

      Am I supposed to act in a way that is approved by you? To make you feel vindicated, worthy of the praises that run inside your pretty head when you are alone at night in bed? “I shall defeat this heartless villain mocking the righteous use of masks and the ways of Victimhood!”

      Let me give you the basis for a blog. The owner makes the rules and writes whatever the fuck he or she wants to write. You are commenting as a courtesy, not as your entitlement… and because I love making fun and poking nice big holes in your “argument” for the delight of my readers.

      1. Nothing I said is bullshit. I really don’t know where you’re getting your news that you apparently don’t know any of this stuff:

        https://chicago.suntimes.com/coronavirus/2020/7/7/21316726/protective-gear-for-medical-workers-shortage-ppe

        https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/02/studies-profile-lung-changes-asymptomatic-covid-19-viral-loads-patient

        https://www.vox.com/2020/5/8/21251899/coronavirus-long-term-effects-symptoms

        https://www.forbes.com/sites/joshuacohen/2020/06/13/report-suggests-some-mildly-symptomatic-covid-19-patients-endure-serious-long-term-effects/

        https://www.pnas.org/content/early/2020/07/02/2008373117

        https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2768351?guestAccessKey=692a5e20-fdc4-45b2-bdd4-b78dfc4dcd5f&utm_source=silverchair&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=article_alert-jama&utm_content=olf&utm_term=070920

        “So the mask only work one way? From the inside part out? See what happens when you speak in slogans? Common sense shows up and slaps you.”

        If you have it, your phelgm and snot will contain vast amounts of the virus. Wearing a mask (any kind of mask; it doesn’t need to be N95) will massively reduce the chances of you spreading the virus simply be containing your emissions.

        1. Again, you need to interpret what you read, at least with a small amount of common sense. When you have a report that “suggests” That is not something cast in steel, it is merely a guess or at best a hypothesis. And when they add to add the “long term effects” of a virus just started 4 months ago, you have to understand it has to be BS or at least another great dose of guessing as not enough time has passed to even call it “short term.”

          The best epidemiologists and microbiologists and other scientists have been investigating Ebola for decades now, and still can’t pin down the sumbitch for final control, yet we have medical magicians in a website that know all there is to know about a virus that popped up last November… yeah fucking right.

          And as for PPS? Don’t have to take my word, go to Amazon and look for it. It is there. The supply chain is up and running, if the nurse works in a hospital that can’t figure out at least Amazon, much less real medical supply companies, maybe she does need to seek employment somewhere else.

          PS: The only official shortage in the country right now is guns and ammo.

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