Jeffrey Toobin Can’t Be The Only Person Masturbating On Work Zoom Calls https://t.co/bEs4K40kJE
— BuzzFeed Politics (@BuzzFeedPol) October 20, 2020
I’ve been doing Zoom calls with contractors for months. I’ve never seen a dick nor have I pulled out my own dick.
I texted some friends and they had similar dick-free experiences sine the Lockdown began.
I guess if you are used to working with perverts and sex offenders than you might be surprised that Zoom calls are generally dickless affairs.
If you want to know why the media is backing Biden to the hilt, its probably because perverts of a feather masturbate to coworkers during virtual meetings together.
These sick fucks.
Once again, the left is trying to convince us that the perversion du jour is normal, and that public masturbation should be tolerated.
Seriously, I am tired of men calling their external genitalia vaginas, in direct conflict with the dictionary and anatomy text books. I am tired of being told that attraction to underage children is normal. No, Joe Biden is not just a huggy touchy guy, he is a child molesters.
Now, I am supposed to believe that whacking off because you are bored on a telecon is what everyone does. In fact, I think they are implying that I am weird because I am not rubbing one out on every video call.
And, the folks on the left accuse conservatives of constantly moving the goal posts.
Okay, I gotta ask. What kind of person simply thinks, “Hey, I’m on the job, this zoom meeting is kind of titillating, why don’t I just drop trou and wank off?”
Nobody that *I* am familiar with!
Among other characteristics … someone with zero (if not negative) self-control.
At a place that shall remain nameless, a security guard (yeah, really, a security guard) was caught on a security camera (yeah, he knew where the cameras were) doing the Toobin. No one ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of members of the human race.
I’ve been doing remote work for about 15 years now, maybe longer. In the early days it was conference calls with people sharing quick images via email to an email list.
Then it was other shared resources. I’ve NEVER heard of a conference call member jerking off while in a call.
The *joke* use to be that the powerful executive would have his personal assistant/secretary under his desk pleasuring him while he was on a call. But that was always the stuff of fantasy, not reality. Even Slick Willie wasn’t accused of getting his BJs while on calls with others.
I know people that get into their office apparel before getting on a call/meeting. I.e. the dress shirt and slacks. My wife teaches remotely via remote learning tools. She feels horribly under dressed because she wears jeans instead of dresses, skirts or dress slacks.
But nobody seems to be rubbing one out, or masturbating during professional online meetings except for those elites that told me that saying “And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.” to describe the power of a star is exactly the same as sexually assaulting women. One rule for me and another for thee is very much their functional world.
And I don’t freaking care if there are others doing it, it doesn’t excuse this guy from doing it.
“Well it’s ok that he murdered that guy, there are other murderers in the world.” “Cillery Hlinton can’t Be The Only Person Making Sure There Are No Witnesses.”
When I got together with my lady, she would act out horribly and blame it and Pre and Post MS. I.e. it was happening 3.5 out of 4 weeks. I told her it was unacceptable behavior. She has been working on it for a long time now. Our in joke for a long time was her saying “I haven’t killed anybody today/this week/this month”. Pointing out that the only acceptable number of murders is zero. The only acceptable number of out bursts is zero. Not X per time period.
It’s not just the prurient behavior which is appalling.
It’s the total vacuum sitting next to the sign marked ‘Professionalism’.
You know, if you want to be treated like a professional, a good start is not rubbing one out during a meeting.
“I mean if Jeff Toobin acts that way at the New Yorker imagine how bad things must be on a Fox News Zoom!” – – Every female journalist convinced that all men behave badly because they only surround themselves with leftist men.
#METOOBIN!
Stolen. From Instapundit, if not elsewhere. But IP is having *loads* of fun with it.
Hunter Thomson said it best “My God are all these politicians degenerates and whores?” (as best I can remember it)