Month: March 2013

Another Florida Gun Control Bill: Anger Management?

SB1678 is brought to you by Senator Audrey Gibson (D)

49 790.06551 Sale of ammunition; mandatory anger-management
50 program; penalties.—
51 (1) It is unlawful to:
52 (a) Sell ammunition to another person who does not present
53 certification that he or she has successfully completed an
54 anger-management program consisting of at least 2 hours of
55 online or face-to-face instruction in anger-management
56 techniques. The certification must be renewed every 10 years.
57 (b) Purchase or otherwise obtain ammunition by fraud, false
58 pretense, or false representation.
59 (2) A person who violates this section commits a
60 misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s.
61 775.082 or s. 775.083. A person who violates this section a
62 second or subsequent time within 1 year after a prior conviction
63 commits a misdemeanor of the first degree, punishable as
64 provided in s. 775.082 or s. 775.083.

We breed a special kind of stupid in Florida. Either that or somebody got cable recently and watches one of the crapppiest TV shows in history. After this, what is next? Rabies shots for leather holsters?

Attention Floridians: We are officially in the sights of the Gun Control Crowd.

SB 1670: Assault Weapons and Magazines introduced by Senator Arthenia L. Joyner (D) and more likely written by the lawyers from MAIG reproducing and even increasing NY’s SAFE law.

This bill is so overreaching it boggles the mind. Besides your new definition of Assault Weapon seen in other states, this one includes many of the most popular semi auto pistols out there:

(1) DEFINITIONS.—As used in this section, the term:
(a) “Assault weapon” means:
A semiautomatic pistol, or any semiautomatic, centerfire
or rimfire rifle with a fixed magazine, which has the capacity
to accept more than 10 rounds of ammunition.

Also, the simple possession of parts which can be interpreted by somebody as belonging to an “Assault Weapon” would be illegal.

A conversion kit, part, or combination of parts from
which an assault weapon can be assembled if the kit, part, or combination of parts is in the possession or under the control of the same person.

Just imagine that you obeyed the law and got rid of your Glock 19 Assault Weapon, but somehow forgot that NY Trigger kit and was to be found by authorities? Yup, it is as bad as if you owned a fully functional, fully automatic FAL and just sprayed a bus full of nuns.

Of course, Ms. Joyner offer us alternatives: We can send the EBRPS (Evil Black Rifle, Pistol, Rifle) to another state ( Gun Exile), we can turn it to the proper authorities for destruction or, if you are a really really good boy, you can register your EBRPS with the Department of Law Enforcement and they shall do a background check on you and, if you shall pass it, you get to register your EBRPS and only 3 of those evil assault magazine clips barretes/placemats/holders that carry boolits. Oh yes, you have only 6 months to be registered or you are pffffft!

Speaking of evil assault magazine clips barretes/placemats/holders, no magazines over 10 rounds whether fixed or removable are allowed and that includes tubular mags. I did not see exceptions anywhere for the Henry Lever action rifle in .22LR so that makes it an EBRPS because it has a tubular magazine that carries 15 rounds. Same as with EBRPS, the simple possession of a part that can be used in an evil assault magazine clips barretes/placemats/holders is now illegal. You have the floor plate for an AK 47? Ay-ya-yay!
Still reading the bill and trying to translate the legalese to less than BS or English. Anyway, it is safe to say we should start pestering our State Rep and Senator plus Attorney general Bondy and Governor Scott….like right this frigging minute.

Jason Kilgore: Awesome Fail is my middle name.

Oh poor dear Jason…. It is so lonely at the….. somewhere.

As presented through educational foundation Ceasefire Oregon, the theme of the rally was the safety of our children in public schools and pending Oregon state and federal gun legislation. In attendance was Mayor Kitty Piercy, and no more than 20 caring souls, including members of the press.

On the steps of the former federal building was a young man dressed in white. Eloquent in speech and purposeful in presentation, Baldr Odinson of ‘Ceasefire Oregon’ spoke on as to the eminent danger possed to society through the under- regulated ownership of assault weapon

via Eugene ‘Ceasefire Oregon’ anti assault weapons rally fails to draw crowd – Eugene Headlines | Examiner.com.

Jason Kilgore A.K.A. Baldr Odinson apparently did not have a Gun Control good rally. Must have been a gun show in town that day….wait, lemme do a check….. nope, no guns show.

Face it Jason, nobody gives a crap about you.

Almost instantaneously update:
If the pic fails to show the awesomeness of the fail, here’s video of the same “rally”. Shot of the crowd at 01:30

ZOMG! More Rocket Launchers!!!!

Last month, Seattle police were taken aback with the seizure of an expended rocket-propelled grenade launcher.

Two similar RPG devices also were turned over to Los Angeles Police Department officials in a post-Newtown buy-back event.

via Arms buy-back events increase, round up more than guns.

And theses are the eeevil rocket launchers:

Understand that these are empty plastic or fiberglass tubes with nothing inside. They are as much danger to be used in bringing down a plane or destroying a building than a used tampon applicator or a drinking straw on the floor of your local fast food restaurant..
But they make for scandalous news, don’t they?

13-Year-Old Mexican Drug Cartel Hitman Found Dead, Tortured « CBS Houston

Moreno — who was a member of the Los Zetas gang — was arrested earlier this month, along with 15 other suspects, and confessed to taking part in 10 executions.

via 13-Year-Old Mexican Drug Cartel Hitman Found Dead, Tortured « CBS Houston.

Remember we were talking about the No Hesitation targets not long ago and that we may have to face a non-traditional-non-standard critter?

Yes, the bloodthirsty/mad dog youngins are not common but they exist. Pray we never have to face one.

Culture of Victimization: HS students suspended for disarming gunman.

FORT MYERS, Fla. – A 16-year-old Cypress Lake High School student, who wrestled a loaded revolver away from a teen threatening to shoot, is being punished.

The student grappled the gun away from the 15-year-old suspect on the bus ride home Tuesday after witnesses say he aimed the weapon point blank at another student and threatened to shoot him.

via Cypress HS students suspended for disarming gunman? – WFTX-TV Fort Myers/Naples, FL.

The simple act of saving life is now punished in schools. Unless you are authorized by the proper bureaucracy, you should not attempt to do take life-saving measures.

USA in the XXI Century: Self Reliance needs not apply.